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kittycat

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Registered: 2007-10-09

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blonde paint job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari.":lol::lol::lol:

Do you guy get it??????

JohnnyReinB

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Registered: 2007-10-08

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Re: blonde paint job

yeah, that was funny!!!...

But I heard it before...

But who said classics aren't funny anymore?

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kittycat

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Re: blonde paint job

thx for the post.

Last edited by kittycat (2007-10-29 07:03:41)

lightning

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Re: blonde paint job

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.................i don't get it xD lol lmao lmfao

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kittycat

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Registered: 2007-10-09

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Re: blonde paint job

Right....................wat f lightning but anyway...........................thanks for the post.

Last edited by kittycat (2007-11-03 08:47:08)

lightning

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Re: blonde paint job

YHYHYHYH!!! i feel weird any ways.................i so do not get it like OMG

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kittycat

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Registered: 2007-10-09

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Re: blonde paint job

right.............................YOU R CRAZY for god sake !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last edited by kittycat (2007-11-06 05:39:33)

mikau

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Re: blonde paint job

the question is, why are the cats all running left? The mouse is on the right!

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MasterofDisguise

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Registered: 2008-01-05

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Re: blonde paint job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari.":lol::lol::lol:

Do you guy get it??????

do u mean Porche? there is no car called Porch but the joke is FUNNY

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