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#1 2008-02-09 23:36:22
- ylac
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animal jokes!!!!!
Why do the cow wants to cross the road?
because it wants to get to the udder side!!
:lol:
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#2 2008-02-10 06:21:53
- iheartmaths
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Re: animal jokes!!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the other side... wait, no, that wasn't it....:)
Last edited by iheartmaths (2008-02-11 02:51:16)
Don't quote me on that.
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#3 2008-02-28 12:25:30
- power man
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Re: animal jokes!!!!!
wow those are some *good jokes*
I hate people who hate people.
most people make mistakes, butt not me! 
why is it when you are writing something important you run out of spa
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#4 2008-03-01 01:07:29
- JohnnyReinB
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Re: animal jokes!!!!!
Why did the chicken go to the other side, jumped in a puddle of mud, and went back to the other side?
He was a dirty double crosser!
"There is not a difference between an in-law and an outlaw, except maybe that an outlaw is wanted" 
Nisi Quam Primum, Nequequam
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#5 2008-03-01 13:02:04
- power man
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Re: animal jokes!!!!!
Why did the chicken go to the other side, jumped in a puddle of mud, and went back to the other side?
He was a dirty double crosser!
haha i dont get it
I hate people who hate people.
most people make mistakes, butt not me!
why is it when you are writing something important you run out of spa
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#6 2008-03-03 00:43:50
- JohnnyReinB
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Re: animal jokes!!!!!
Sorry, made it unclear. Paraphrased, it says: Why did the chicken cross the road, jumped in a puddle of mud, and crossed the road again?
How about this one (or more):
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the roadkill that it can be done!
Q: Why did the Triceratops cross the road?
A: Because the chicken did not exist yet!
Q: Why did the Triceratops not cross the road?
A: Because roads weren't invented yet!
Q: Why did the Triceratops cross the road?
A: With those horns? For any reason he wants!
(This doesn't count as an animal joke)
Q: Why did the toddler cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide!
"There is not a difference between an in-law and an outlaw, except maybe that an outlaw is wanted"
Nisi Quam Primum, Nequequam
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#7 2019-11-20 15:30:57
- Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: animal jokes!!!!!
(This doesn't count as an animal joke)
Q: Why did the toddler cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide!
Well, technically humans are animal, so a toddler counts as a baby animal.
Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away.
May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.
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