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JaneFairfax

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Registered: 2007-02-23

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Mother-in-law joke

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on holiday to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.”

The man thought about it for a moment and told the undertaker he would prefer to have the mother-in-law shipped home. Puzzled, the undertaker asked, “Why? Why would you spend $5000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150?”

The man said, “A man died here 2000 years ago. He was buried and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.”

Tigeree

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Registered: 2005-11-19

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Re: Mother-in-law joke

LOL!! rose from the dead! y would any1 take that chance with their mother-in-law!!

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