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sky

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Registered: 2005-07-18

Posts: 2

joke

(sorry if this offends anyone!)

a blonde girl walks into a libary and says: "hello, i'd like to see a doctor please"
the librian says:" umm.....this is a libary"
the blonde girl apoligises and whispers"oh, sorry! can i see adoctor please?"

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insomnia

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Registered: 2005-03-23

Posts: 944

Re: joke

What do you call a blonde woman with 2 brain cells?
Gifted (or pregnant)

(depends on what you find funnier)

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Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly

Zach

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Registered: 2005-03-23

Posts: 2,075

Re: joke

I feel insulted by the existance of such terrible jokes.

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Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

insomnia

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Registered: 2005-03-23

Posts: 944

Re: joke

I feel insulted by your existence

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Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly

Zach

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Registered: 2005-03-23

Posts: 2,075

Re: joke

Well, that just goes without saying.

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Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

insomnia

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Registered: 2005-03-23

Posts: 944

Re: joke

Obviously.

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Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly

alxfrdz_agm

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Registered: 2011-11-19

Posts: 5

Re: joke

i dont get the funny part

bobbym

bumpkin

From: Bumpkinland

Registered: 2009-04-12

Posts: 109,606

Re: joke

Hi alxfrdz_agm;

Humor varies from country to country and from person to person. You are right some people might not find those funny.

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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

anky2930

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Registered: 2012-03-27

Posts: 21

Re: joke

Good one!! Here's mine..
Which is the favorite channel of all the snake's?
and the answer is Hissss-tory.