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#1 2005-03-21 22:52:19
- Senor Gato
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Goldfish Grave
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your fricking cat."
#2 2005-04-12 11:10:15
- red4ever
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Do not curse.
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#3 2005-04-13 03:16:48
- Mr T
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He shall do what he likes.
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man 
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#4 2005-04-15 23:37:07
- stewie
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Her goldfish has just died, what do you expect?
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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#5 2005-04-18 07:53:54
- Bree-Baby
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Wow, that's a really cool joke! Nice!!!
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#6 2005-04-20 05:33:30
- Mr T
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Indeed 'twas. Senor Gato is a rock God
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#7 2005-04-20 08:30:41
- Zach
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Beeblebox says: It's okay, not too great, but okay.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#8 2005-04-20 21:48:13
- jam-pot
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OK I heard that joke off my grandma but it is a good joke with a twist so ill give it a 1 out of 10 mnuahahahahaha feel the wrath of the pencil *aka cyber plant*
the allmighty spatula * want a tip* dont eat yellow snow: the meaning of life is a number and that number is 1
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#9 2005-07-05 04:55:14
- Roraborealis
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I thought it was a good joke.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#10 2005-07-05 05:42:39
- Mr T
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that is because it is
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#11 2005-07-18 01:11:21
- sky
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personally i found it very funny............:)
maths rocks!
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#12 2005-07-18 05:40:05
- Zach
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That is the general idea of a joke.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#13 2005-07-18 09:38:38
- MathsIsFun
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Hi, sky! And welcome to the forum.
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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