Greetings, one and all.

Zach · 2005-03-24 00:03:07

To whomever reads this...
Greetings and salutations! Welcome to this thread made by me, Zach. I'm just here for reasons beyond my own understanding.
I'd just like to point out to people, before anyone is offended by it, that I am rather arrogant and I like myself a lot. But, other than that, I'm apparently a nice guy.
I'm also quite a big fanatic of games, consoles and logical skills.

That's all I'll say.

Yours truely,
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Philosopher.

insomnia · 2005-03-24 00:08:25

Only problem with my furry friend here, is that he isn't very logical.

Zach · 2005-03-24 00:09:07

That may be, but I still like logistics, even though I'm not too logical myself.

MathsIsFun · 2005-03-24 00:11:57

Coool ...

Zach, ummm, I hate to ask this, but, ... ummm .... are you a, errr, talking ferret?

MathsIsFun · 2005-03-24 00:13:34

Oh, and Welcome!

Zach · 2005-03-24 00:55:32

Yes. I also have the ability to type. I'm a talented ferret.
Thanks!

insomnia · 2005-03-24 01:04:25

Yes, my friend Zach is a very talented ferret. He alsos eats Cheese.

MathsIsFun · 2005-03-24 01:06:13

Well, for a ferret, you sure had some confused humans over in the Guest Forum.

Zach · 2005-03-24 01:08:05

They're confused by my intellect. I'm the first superiorly intellectual ferret, with an IQ of 150 - 170. (My Intellect is normally '160' on IQ tests, taken on average and rounded down. But, according to research, the IQ of a person varies 10 points each way on a day to day basis.)

Also, I eat cheese. I am the cheese expert, even.

insomnia · 2005-03-24 01:09:30

My IQ is hard to discern, as i fall asleep during every test. I don't find it boring, it's just i have narcolepsy. So what is your favourite cheese?

Zach · 2005-03-24 01:12:05

Xynotyro. It's a hard cheese made with 20% fat. Made from ewe and goat milk. It's Greek.

insomnia · 2005-03-24 01:13:25

Zach wrote:

Xynotyro. It's a hard cheese made with 20% fat. Made from ewe and goat milk. It's Greek.

Sounds tasty. Do you have any?

Zach · 2005-03-24 01:24:07

Not on me, I ate it all.

insomnia · 2005-03-24 01:27:19

Fat Ferret!!!:P

Roraborealis · 2005-04-01 05:03:52

Have you ever before been on the telly?

Mr T · 2005-04-01 08:34:54

u don't talk proper.

Roraborealis · 2005-04-02 05:46:06

I do. I have a geordie accent, so I say telly instead of TV.

And I believe "u don't talk proper" is incorrect. "You don't talk properly" is correct. So who's the one needing their English enhanced?

Zach · 2005-04-05 12:04:10

At least he put a full stop at the end of it, that's managed more than some people I've seen. Though, his name is 'WTF', so I'd be afraid of his skills as a typer or linguist, or lack thereof.

As for the TV, I have! You can see me on The Bill, Series 2, Episode 3, Scene 4. There's a random small bit of fur that darts out of the shot. That's me!

Roraborealis · 2005-04-09 21:23:18

Ooh, did they pay you for it?

Zach · 2005-04-09 23:40:02

Yes. I got paid in peanuts.

Hm... Peanuts.

Roraborealis · 2005-04-11 02:59:56

Yes, they're tasty, aren't they? I own some. *pulls bag towards her*

insomnia · 2005-04-11 21:12:37

You see, Zach likes peanuts too much. He usually ends up poisoning himself with un-speakable results. Don't ask.Eat Jelly BABIES!?!?!

Zach · 2005-04-11 21:18:36

Here I am trying to start a relationship with peanuts and you ruin it.

insomnia · 2005-04-11 21:20:25

I'm sorry. You know they will only hurt in the end. I'm trying to save you.

Zach · 2005-04-11 21:22:18

I don't care.

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