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#1 2005-08-14 09:38:07
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funny one
what is back and white and red all over?
a newspaper
why did the girl cross the playground ?
to get to the other slide
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#2 2005-08-14 18:20:20
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Re: funny one
Yay !
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#3 2005-08-14 21:22:04
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Re: funny one
The Lord has no mercy.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#4 2005-08-15 00:39:36
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Re: funny one
why is a newspaper red??
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#5 2005-08-15 01:21:44
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Re: funny one
Because it's read.
Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.
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#6 2005-08-15 01:29:52
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Re: funny one
It's a bit like a joke that makes sense and is funny.
Like that one time...... .Ha Ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OMG that was good. Where am I?
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#7 2005-08-15 09:54:00
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Re: funny one
This guy goes to prison. At night, when all the lights are out, he hears someone a few cells down say "131" - there is laughter all up and down the cells. A bit later someone else says "295" and there is more laughter.
Next day in the exercise yard he asks what it was all about ... and they tell him that they have all been in for so long they've come up with numbers for all the jokes they know.
So that night he tries it out. "400" he says. There is stony silence. Then one of the other prisoners says "Hey, New Guy! It's how you tell it that matters!"
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#8 2005-08-15 22:36:47
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Re: funny one
i dun get it
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#9 2005-08-23 22:48:32
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Re: funny one
why is first of April so tired?
it comes after 31 days of March
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#10 2005-08-24 00:16:52
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Re: funny one
LOL !
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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