Daddy How was i Born?

careless25 · 2009-12-17 09:54:24

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Scroll down...

You got male!

Or Free mail!

bobbym · 2009-12-17 10:41:14

Hi careless25;

Good joke!

MathsIsFun · 2009-12-17 11:51:35

Baby is so cute!

soroban · 2009-12-18 11:17:14

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Tigeree · 2009-12-18 12:41:49

LOL! Nice one, careless!

bobbym · 2009-12-18 16:13:06

Hi;

Did anybody else notice that his eye is winking?

careless25 · 2009-12-19 04:07:29

Nice observation bobbym...i was waiting for someone to say this

Tigeree · 2009-12-20 13:01:16

Oh my gosh, it is winking! That just makes babies a whole lot scarier...

bobbym · 2009-12-21 14:54:21

Babies are not scary! I guess I was the only one that looked at the picture.

Tigeree · 2009-12-21 16:04:31

You're a guy, of course you think they're not scary. I bet you'd be scared if you were a girl. Except all the other guys I know reckon babies are scary. Well, not all of them. Which is good.

bobbym · 2009-12-22 13:14:07

Okay, I am going to ask. Why are babies scary?

Tigeree · 2009-12-22 17:11:07

Well, how would you like to have a small human growing inside you? Then forcing itself out causing the worst pain you could ever feel? And then the sleepless nights, ongoing for the next five or so years. And basically ruining your whole life.

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careless25 · 2009-12-22 18:32:31

Once you have the baby all that is immaterial Tigeree.

Tigeree · 2009-12-23 13:19:32

Ah, but is it, careless? Is it, really?

bobbym · 2009-12-23 14:22:52

Hi Tiggy;

Yikes ! There are almost 7 billion of us. Most of em living in my neighborhood. It can't be that bad.

T wrote:

Well, how would you like to have a small human growing inside you?

Beats having a small giraffe growing in ya.

T wrote:

Then forcing itself out causing the worst pain you could ever feel?

I'm no expert, but don't they do something for the pain, breathing, hypnosis, pain killers.

T wrote:

And then the sleepless nights, ongoing for the next five or so years.

Who needs to sleep anyway?

T wrote:

And basically ruining your whole life.

Not always. The kid could grow up and be a child star, then the parents can steal all the little nippers money.

Tigeree · 2009-12-25 14:56:28

Dude, everything needs sleep. Two weeks without sleep can be enough kill you. And anyway, I don't think that you get a giraffe out or in. Even if you had one in you it would probably burst you apart at sixteen weeks, anyway. And lastly, the word: could kind of throws things around a bit. But If you want to think that, go ahead. It's just my opinion and my diminished persuasive skills.

bobbym · 2009-12-26 14:46:51

Dude, everything needs sleep.

So you say.

Tigeree · 2009-12-27 12:15:26

Well, maybe not everything everything, but we know Identity does.

arvin031 · 2010-03-07 18:17:13

Haha

Raider0451 · 2010-03-08 06:19:22

Hey it doesn't end there.
This is the start of infinity.
Then there are the grand kids, the great grand kids and etc. All of them coming to visit overnight at least twice a week, at the same time and all that goes with it diapers, sniffles, falling down and of course love. But once you start it's like an avalanche impossible to stop.
But then at some point you realize that all the little inconveniences and comedies add up to a non logical conclusion (love).

S.G. Shredmaster · 2010-03-20 23:12:56

On comment 15:"The kid could grow up and be a child star", are you saying that most kids dont grow up, and that child stars are adults who grew up???

bobbym · 2010-03-21 11:12:53

Hi S.G. Shredmaster;

On comment 15:"The kid could grow up and be a child star", are you saying that most kids dont grow up, and that child stars are adults who grew up???

Not at all. I was just trying to explain to my pal Tigeree that there are some advantages to having kids.

Tigeree · 2010-03-21 20:31:55

Don't believe him, Shredz! He's lying! There are no advantages.

S.G. Shredmaster · 2010-03-31 06:27:42

I wonder how one becomes a celebrity....

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