Chuck Norris vs Black hole

misheeru · 2010-04-07 06:14:00

Lol, me too basically, only it happening to someone else, not me. I prefer a "non grated" butt, thank yew very much.

Tigeree · 2010-04-07 17:31:37

All I picture is.. actually you people don't want to know. Besides, it's probably illegal. I bet Iron man, Wolverine and Terminators all have that same toilet paper.

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ZHero · 2010-04-07 22:55:18

Chuck Norris's REAL/ORIGINAL/BIRTH NAME was Suc Norris.
The name was Variable and people used to call him different names at different times in different dimensions.
Norris got this Brilliant Idea of introducing a Constant "k" in his name so that nobody wud Change it and Treat it as a Constant. But that, according to many people, was Not Possible at That Time because "k" was a Mathematical/Physical Constant and cud play No Role whatsoever in English!
He was called S Norris for next 100yrs and remained Anonymous for 1 more day before the Discovery of Consonants as announced by S Norris himself!
Norris restated that he wanted to introduce a Consonant "k" instead of a Constant "k", to his name!
His Rivals proposed to call him Shock Norris but Norris Chuckled and called himself Chuck Norris because he had already foreseen the consequences of the name S--k Norris?
That's why his name is Still MisPronounced by a Majority of people!

Source: Life and Times of Mr. Norris (SOB)

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misheeru · 2010-04-08 06:19:41

Um......

And Tigeree, the only metal part of wolverine is his claws, so he still has a normal butt, why world he use Chuck Norris's TP? I mean wolverrine strikes me as a Charman ultra soft man, anyways. And why would a terminator need toilet paper?? Do they even... well kow...

S.G. Shredmaster · 2010-04-08 13:27:47

Actually, Wolverines entire skeletal system is solid ademantium.

Tigeree · 2010-04-08 15:04:11

Thank you, Shredz. See, Wolverine's skeleton was injected with liquid Adamantium that hardened, of course, including his claws which is part of his skeleton. Also, see, Wolverine's other mutant power is healing right so even if he did use that toilet paper his butt would grow back. I'm not sure why anyone (Including Chuck Norris would use that toilet paper) let alone wolverine. I don't think Terminators would need it either. I mean no one knows for sure that Chuck Norris has buns of steel. Maybe because he is a Terminator, ever think of that?

S.G. Shredmaster · 2010-04-08 15:22:53

Ur very welcome Tigeree! I think that ur "Chuck Norris=Terminator" theorie is mostly correct, but how would they make him so good at acting??? Modified model, maybe???

Tigeree · 2010-04-08 15:29:10

I call it the T-1000. The best model Skynet ever made. Take that Sam Worthington! Kidding, I love you! Anyway, that is concluded, the most human-like Terminator ever made, except Sam but he was an infiltration prototype. Even better than Arnie himself. OMG that sounds scary.

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misheeru · 2010-04-09 05:47:15

No Chuck is not a terminator. Something like a cyborg yes, but I believe he is alien to earth. Thats just what I think tho. That'd be crazy awesome, if he round-house kicked yew you could say, "I just got my *** kicked by an alien!"

actually, "I just got my *** kicked by Chuck Norris" sounds more impressive....

S.G. Shredmaster · 2010-04-09 06:38:29

if it was to get kicked, there woodnt be anything left!

misheeru · 2010-04-09 06:40:34

Lol!

That's true.

Sitting would be a problem, then.

S.G. Shredmaster · 2010-04-09 06:44:27

Just stff a pillow down your pants an' ya got yourself a new butt, more comfy too! Kick away, Chucky!!!

Tigeree · 2010-04-10 19:29:13

Anyone could get kicked by an alien and maybe they wouldn't even know it. Maybe he's some kinda extraterrestrial related to a Transformer. Or maybe some cyborg maybe created by them. These theories just go deeper and deeper.

cfc011 · 2010-04-11 07:57:07

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

misheeru · 2010-04-12 06:00:06

LOL, i saw that one on the site too xD

And Tigeree, the reason behind all these crazy theories is this: is not possible to be that Bad****

jk, lol

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Tigeree · 2010-04-20 20:50:12

I saw a poster the other day at the pop culture expo it said "Chuck Norris never sleeps he waits"

bobbym · 2010-04-20 21:10:44

Hate to tell you this but about 2 years ago, I nearly ran over Chuck Norris as he was getting out of a limo with some blonde. Funny thing was I got within 4 inches of him and he never even knew I was there. Talk about unaware! I could have knocked him into the middle of next week , robbed him and taken his girl friend. So much for his legendary martial art senses and heightened awareness.

Tough, Hah, only if you try to chew him!

cfc011 · 2010-04-21 00:58:37

Chuck Norris invented water

misheeru · 2010-04-21 05:39:50

Why would yew chew him? And bobbym, next time yew go for a hit-and-run, take the hot blonde.

S.G. Shredmaster · 2010-04-21 06:10:01

I was a victem of a hit and run.

misheeru · 2010-04-21 06:12:03

Did yew get your hot blonde companion taken in the process?

S.G. Shredmaster · 2010-04-21 06:17:11

no my bike was destroyed tho.

misheeru · 2010-04-21 06:18:43

Better a destroyed bike then a destroyed you.

S.G. Shredmaster · 2010-04-21 06:27:03

yeah i was t-boned and a did a side-flip and hit hit my head, then landed on my hand and scarred it up a bit. i was back on my feet inabout a second. it makes a great party story!

bobbym · 2010-04-21 14:23:54

Why would yew chew him? And bobbym, next time yew go for a hit-and-run, take the hot blonde.

Just an expression. Seen all his movies and he is supposed to be alert to danger. He was oblivious.

She wasn't hot, just cheap.

I wasn't driving I was running for a shuttle full speed. He walked right in front of me. I don't know how I stopped but it was very close. I was larger than him and certainly would have clobbered him because he never even knew I was there.

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