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#51 2010-04-21 15:06:56
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
Did u capture his snap and turned it into a gif and used it as ........?
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#52 2010-04-21 20:01:01
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
Woah! Mr. M, you are now my hero. Again. That is so kool! Shoulda ran him over. he probably woulda survived and dented your car with his buns of steel.
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#53 2010-04-21 20:06:28
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I was running not driving. He didn't look so bunnish of steel to me.
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#54 2010-04-21 20:24:07
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Oh, okay. That's still awesome!
How funny would that be if bobby kept running and hit Chuck Norris and bobby slammed into him and got a blood nose and Chuck Norris didn't even notice! 
LOL!
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#55 2010-04-21 20:28:58
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No chance, I had running back speed back then, I would have collided with him like a train. The newspapers would reported how some unknown knocked out Chucky. It would have ruined his career.
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#56 2010-04-21 20:37:49
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That would also be hilarious! I was just imagining the other one as a movie scene. but that would be totally awesome but, what if he were to sue you?
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#57 2010-04-21 20:39:35
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
Then he would look even more ridiculous. A six time Karate champion kayoed by a nobody. No more Walker Texas Ranger. Instead SleepWalker Texas Cream Puff.
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#58 2010-04-21 20:42:31
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LOL! That is a good name! But still, that would be awesome.
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#59 2010-04-22 06:14:51
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
yeah i think all the jokes about Mr.Norris are hyperbolies mixed with sarcasm.
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#60 2010-04-23 10:46:31
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Thats why they are funny. And for some reason, just the name "chuck norris" seems to sound kewl to people...
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#61 2010-04-23 14:43:25
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I think people like him because he is vicious in his movies. Just saying that's not the real Chucky.
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#62 2010-04-24 02:11:05
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Yeah hes like a um comfort blanket. as long as hes there to make jokes about the child is felling happy!
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#63 2010-04-25 16:52:19
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
Yeah, must be a really good actor.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Just asking.
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#64 2010-04-25 16:53:40
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
Actually he is a very stiff actor.
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#65 2010-04-25 17:10:18
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So I've seen, but if he's not a super-serial killer in real life...
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#66 2010-04-26 05:15:52
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
I wanna see Chuck Norris pull off a leading role in a Comedy. I can't even imagine it, if he tried maybe the universe would explode.
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#67 2010-04-26 18:45:07
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
Rent Firewalker. He does comedy too.
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#68 2010-04-27 07:24:55
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You think I'll be into it? 
I mean most of the comedies I find funny have sorta the pervy vulgar-type humor. Like Jim Carrey movies ("Yes Man", "Ace Vebtura", and "Liar Liar" in particular) and movies Like "Superbad" and "How High".
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#69 2010-04-27 09:38:41
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
The Cable Guy, The Mask with the fabulous Cameron Diaz, Dumb and Dumber, those are his best.
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#70 2010-04-27 14:53:17
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Re: Chuck Norris vs Black hole
I very much like Jim's The Mask, Dumb & Dumber and Bruce Almighty!
I guess the poor man in Bruce Almighty who displays Quotes in front of Bruce's office can very well play Chuck Norris!?
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#71 2010-04-27 22:14:22
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I love the Mask! I like Son of the Mask, better. Mainly 'cause it has Alan Cumming playing Loki. I like him, he's cool. He played Nightcrawler in X-Men 2. And he played the Scarecrow in a rewired Wizard of Oz miniseries called Tin Man, that I saw.
But anyway, did I ask...
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
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#72 2010-04-27 22:29:08
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
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#73 2010-04-27 22:36:46
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Really? That's how much? Wow...I didn't realise that. And does that answer equal anything in particular?
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#74 2010-04-27 22:45:39
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yeah.. but that's a secret!! 
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#75 2010-04-27 22:56:26
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Okay, no one else is allowed to see it! Tee hee hee! It shall remain a secret forever and shall die with us, unless we decide it's fate. Mwhahahahahahahahaha!!!! ... I've got to stop doing that. People get freaked out at the office...
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