Another Blonde Joke

Zach · 2005-07-20 02:52:37

You can notice a post without reading them.

anyarules · 2005-07-24 21:44:39

I have the power. thats what my ****** friend taught me, anyway.
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EveryoneTookTheGoodNames · 2005-07-24 23:33:30

ha ha ha - i think people should be more laid back about blonde jokes - i think there should be brunnette jokes and red hair jjokes and black hair jokes etc. I aam brunnette but poeple always call me blonde as I do have my blonde moments and I do not mind.

MathsIsFun · 2005-07-25 00:57:36

I could get the forum software to replace "blonde" with "brunette", just to be fair.

EveryoneTookTheGoodNames · 2005-07-25 01:20:18

ye - that would be funny - but the people would catch on and write brunnete which will make bllonde on purpose

mathsyperson · 2005-07-25 04:12:48

No, it's a one-way thing. Otherwise writing math would result in an assortment of swear words.

EveryoneTookTheGoodNames · 2005-07-25 04:35:19

Gotcha!

actingirl101 · 2005-08-04 06:22:24

zach u cusssed u should be banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LaileyCole · 2010-01-28 12:32:57

Wow!!!!!!!!1 Thats real funny .....

LaileyCole · 2010-01-29 07:03:58

stuped joke

CRAZY BANNANA · 2010-02-11 09:56:50

FUNNY!!!!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

S.G. Shredmaster · 2010-03-31 07:02:52

My hair is brown, and im borderline idiot. my mom is blonde and she's, I hate to admit it, pretty smart. My girlfriend is blonde 'cept she died it black and she's rather intelectual.
See, no connection, HA!

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misheeru · 2010-04-09 06:57:51

Yeah ur right, I dyed my hair black and bleached my bangs blonde, but my natural hair color is brown. And ima scatterbrained, klutzy moron, so yeah there is no connection.

S.G. Shredmaster · 2010-04-09 10:03:14

speaking of klutz, smooth move with the nail-biting manuever!=) happens to the best of 'em!

misheeru · 2010-04-12 06:53:18

Sadly, that has happened to me more then once. I've learned not to bite them anymore.

S.G. Shredmaster · 2010-04-13 05:22:06

I CANT bite my nails anymore, cuz i got braces.

misheeru · 2010-04-13 05:40:07

awww! When I was younger I was OBSESSED with braces! I mean on some people they r absolutely adorable! I wanted them since I was like ten. Unfortunately teeth never needed them. Idk if i'd be one of the "adorable" people with them, but I still wanted them. Lol

S.G. Shredmaster · 2010-04-13 06:22:35

Trust me they are TORTURE! Ya got pullling coating yer teath in this nasty glue, then ya got the cheek-spreaders diggin into yer gums. so ya survived the dentists chair. Now for the next week, yer gums are aching and ya cant chew or your mouth will feel like its on fire. repeat the procces 6 times for a few years. Enjoy!

misheeru · 2010-04-13 07:54:09

LOL! Well at least they r still cute! xD

S.G. Shredmaster · 2010-04-13 15:15:44

i guess. not too cute when ur eating pizza and you forget to rmove the food from the wire and ur talking to someone and a chunk of chewed food flys and lands on there face! EWWWW!!!

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ramani · 2010-05-07 22:44:17

A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"
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Calculate8 · 2010-05-23 05:43:47

Ah, one can never have enough blonde jokes. Or blondes, for that matter. ;-) Here's a couple of my favorites:

"A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!" "

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A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

bobbym · 2010-05-23 12:36:06

Hey, those are pretty good. Here is one, again she grew up to be both smart and successful so no correlation. I guess people really are jealous of them.

Here is the story.

teacher; Modern theory now believes that the dinosaurs were made extinct by a large meteor collision.

blonde: Frantically waving her hand.

teacher: Yes, miss...

blonde: Tsk! How could a meteor hit all the dinosaurs!

I wished I had said that!

Tigeree · 2010-05-23 22:02:50

LOL! OMG that was awesome! I have a blonde joke:

A blonde, a brunette and a red head a going in a lift at every level there is a guy who tells them a joke. They have to get to the top without laughing.
At the first level the guy tells the joke and the brunette and she laughs.
At the second level the red head laughs.
The blonde makes it to the top and laughs, "LOL! I get the first joke!"

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ZHero · 2010-05-26 00:08:08

that's really funny I actually laughed.

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