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Tigeree

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Registered: 2005-11-19

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

You think that's sad, all Australia's jokes are about racism, judgement and bad politics. How horrible do you think I feel, I actually laugh at that stuff.

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bumpkin

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

That's why humanity is on the way out. I imagine all other living creatures will be laughing on that day.

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Tigeree

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

Dude, even I'll be laughing on that day!

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bumpkin

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

No you won't.

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Tigeree

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

Yeah I will, I've vowed it. When everyone's screaming and crying on judgement day, I'll be like "told you so!"

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bumpkin

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

Not likely, unless you have a spot in one of the underground bases that near completion.

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ZHero

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

You think that's sad, ...

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ZHero

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

I ran into this one...

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari!"

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Tigeree

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

You think that's sad, ...

Yep, Australia's unfortunate salvation.
Nice joke, btw!

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senaika2

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Registered: 2010-06-08

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari!"

oh my Gosh!!! hahahaaha   

Last edited by senaika2 (2010-06-08 20:56:32)

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Math JunJie

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Registered: 2010-07-01

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead commited a crime and then be excuted one day.

On that day, they kill the redhead first. The excuter says, 'Ready, Aim...'

And then they redhead shouts 'TORNADO!!!" Everybody ran for safety and she escaped.

Then, they kill the brunette. The excuter says, 'Ready, Aim...'

And then they she shouts 'EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everybody ran for safety and she escaped.

Then, they kill the BLONDE . The excuter says, 'Ready, Aim...'

And then they she shouts "FIRE!!!" THen... She hears... ''BA..."
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           Hoped you enjoyed my joke Please comment.

Last edited by Math JunJie (2010-07-01 21:36:16)

bobbym

bumpkin

From: Bumpkinland

Registered: 2009-04-12

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

Hi Math JunJie;

That's good! I have not heard that.

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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

Tigeree

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

I've heard it a million times and it's still funny!

Have you guys heard the elevator one? Oh well I'll say it anyway.

There's a blonde, a brunette and a red head in an elevator. They hear a joke at every floor, the one who can get to the top without laughing wins.
At the first floor a joke is told and the redhead starts laughing and she's out.
At the second floor the joke is told and the brunette starts laughing and she's out.
At the top floor, before the joke is even told the blonde starts laughing.
The joke teller says, "Why'd you laugh? You almost made it."
And the blonde says, "I just got the first joke."

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People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

PsIloveU

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Registered: 2010-10-16

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Re: Another Blonde Joke

oh wala haha so funny

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