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#1 2010-12-04 05:55:52
- soroban
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Tasteless Redbeck Jokes
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#2 2010-12-14 07:15:41
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Re: Tasteless Redbeck Jokes
LOL!
My fave: A Redneck passed away and left his estate to his widow.
She can't touch it until she's fourteen.
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#3 2010-12-14 11:24:37
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Re: Tasteless Redbeck Jokes
I thought the last one was the best. I was just watching "What happens in Vegas," and Ashton actually does that in the movie. He is from New York ( in the movie ). So either the practice is spreading or ...
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#4 2010-12-15 16:33:08
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I was never really sure what the deal is with everyone & rednecks but those were hilarious!!
And it's even funnier cause bobby didn't find it offensive!
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#5 2010-12-15 16:55:54
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I do not get that. What do I find offensive?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
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#6 2010-12-17 14:18:37
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I dunno, just cause ya Daddy's from Bama and all that.
But it's good, cause everyone gets offended by the littlest things these days and I am so over that.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#7 2010-12-18 00:30:23
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Re: Tasteless Redbeck Jokes
All your assumptions are false. My father was an extremely mannerly and intelligent person. The fact that he was from Alabama does not add anything to him, nor should it detract anything.
I have already said I thought the jokes were funny. I did not mention anything about offensive.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#8 2010-12-18 22:45:54
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Chill! Gosh, why does every conversation I have end this way. I'm sorry, I can't help it. Didn't I say I don't know anything about rednecks?? Besides, I'm Australian, dude!
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#9 2010-12-18 22:47:26
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Did I mention that my Pappy was also a great chicken eater? Well, yes he was.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#10 2010-12-21 16:42:52
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Re: Tasteless Redbeck Jokes
Well, I guess that's where you get it from huh.
In all other aspects you are nothing like him.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#11 2010-12-21 18:01:27
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Well, I have his thumbs.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#12 2010-12-23 16:38:14
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Re: Tasteless Redbeck Jokes
I knew you would say that. Or something ridiculous like it.
Sometimes I think you could argue your way out of anything.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
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#13 2010-12-23 18:03:28
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I do not argue out of anything, I am nearly always right. The rest of the time close enough.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#14 2010-12-25 17:46:28
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close enough! I can't wait for that day!
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#15 2010-12-26 01:07:02
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Re: Tasteless Redbeck Jokes
Why are you waiting and for what?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#16 2010-12-26 20:03:34
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Re: Tasteless Redbeck Jokes
The day when you admit you're "close enough".
I've never heard that one 'till now.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
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#17 2010-12-26 22:51:47
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It means if I am not right on the head, I am usually darn close.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#18 2010-12-27 21:52:32
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I know what it means, I've just never heard you say it.
It's good, you finally admit it.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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#19 2010-12-27 21:54:36
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Admit what, that I am usually right? Sure, I will admit that anytime, anywhere. It sure feels good coming out of the closet.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#20 2010-12-27 21:58:54
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Yes! It's just good for once you didn't use the word 'always' in that sentence!
Now, I don't wanna talk to you anymore. I'm missing Family Guy & I don't wanna miss American Dad!
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
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#21 2010-12-27 22:02:40
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Well, I am crushed. Mortally wounded, devastated. Oh, the pain...
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#22 2010-12-27 22:07:13
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I know, I'm sorry I had to make it so brutal. I thought it would happen like this.
But I really have to go. Later.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
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#23 2010-12-27 22:12:01
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Okay, see you later.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#24 2010-12-28 23:02:14
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Oh, it doesn't matter. They already finished. Now I am watching, Batman Returns. Michelle Pfeiffer rocked that movie.
Yeah, and I'm sorry. You know I didn't mean it.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
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#25 2010-12-28 23:18:39
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I was kidding! When you got to go, you go to go.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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