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#51 2005-09-15 17:37:06
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Jenilia - start with this and make it better:
In Singapore they adore to see
A sight as lovely as can be
So do take care
and be aware
[something-something-e]
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#52 2005-09-17 12:50:58
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There once was a fella named Zach,
They always thought he was slack,
His theories were quite insane,
'cause they were rather un-plain,
Hey, in imagination, he certainly don't lack.
In Singapore they adore to see
A sight as lovely as can be
So do take care
and be aware
They certainly won't be looking at thee.
Or
In Singapore they adore to see
A sight as lovely as can be
So do take care
and be aware
They may be staring at thee.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#53 2005-10-05 00:56:10
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There was once a man with Asperger's
Who liked to eat sweet oranges.
One day, he choked,
While drinking a Coke,
And watching an unknown stranger.
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#54 2005-10-09 21:05:06
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There once was a lady from Twickenham
Whos boots were to tight to walk quick in 'em
She wore them in style
But after a while
She took 'em both off and was sick in 'em
Female, Teen, Single not too worried about it, Very good at maths, Very good looking, Enjoys music, Hates chavs, Lives in the Uk, RANDOM
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#55 2005-10-16 01:50:58
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When stuck in the rain without mac,
Walk as fast as the wind at your back,
If the wind's in your face,
Then the optimal pace,
Is as fast as your legs can make track.
Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.
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#56 2005-10-16 15:55:24
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Since insomnia is a new moderator and he moderates this forum:
Insomnia is a new mod...
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#57 2005-10-16 15:58:09
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Insomnia is a new mod
With the blessings of Rod....
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#58 2005-10-16 16:01:48
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Insomnia is a new mod
With the blessings of Rod
Editing posts...
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#59 2005-10-16 18:48:52
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Insomnia is a new mod
With the blessings of Rod
Editing posts
Whilst making notes......
*Not a brilliant rhyme I know*
Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly
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#60 2005-10-16 18:52:58
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Insomnia is a new mod
With the blessings of Rod
Editing posts
Whilst making notes ...
... with an onion (that's odd!)
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#61 2005-10-16 18:54:32
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Insomnia is a new mod
With the blessings of Rod
Editing posts
Whilst making notes
He is the mod sent from God.
I didn't know how to finish. A bit lame - if anyone wants to try again...?
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#62 2005-10-16 18:55:28
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OK, any more alternative endings?
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#63 2005-10-17 00:38:28
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Insomnia is a new mod
With the blessings of Rod
Editing posts
Whilst making notes
Um...
* With spelling usually odd.
* And eating a green pea pod.
* And joining the Maths Is Fun squad.
Or, taking mathsy's idea
* He realised he smelt just like cod!
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#64 2005-10-17 02:17:36
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I prefer:
He is the mod sent from God.
My personal favourite. Or:-
With spelling usually odd.
Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly
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#65 2005-10-17 05:54:22
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He's an insomniac!
Though, probably a feinsomniac!
That's his own way,
Though, sometimes you must pay!
He's not worth that greenback!
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#66 2005-10-17 14:11:00
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With spelling usually odd.
That should probably be unusually odd.
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#67 2005-10-17 14:22:32
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I think mine's the best. It included "FeInsomniatic".
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#68 2005-10-17 14:25:33
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You still haven't explained what that means.
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#69 2005-10-17 14:26:57
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I means he's capable of sleeping with any female.
*Changed due to sexual harrasment*
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#70 2005-10-17 14:32:27
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Ahh. I see now.
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#71 2005-10-17 14:32:44
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The rest is just Dawn of War stuff.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#72 2005-10-17 18:50:14
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Why thank you Zach. You too kind. (Post# 69)
Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly
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#73 2005-12-24 02:53:05
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Has everyone stopped posting in this forum.
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#74 2005-12-24 05:02:42
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That would be a reasonable hypothesis.
Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.
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#75 2005-12-24 05:10:01
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Only it's been falsified by it's creation.
"In the real world, this would be a problem. But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist. So we'll go ahead and do that now..."
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