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A goat is stuck in a field, and wants to escape. The fence around the field is high enough for the goat to jump over.Also the goat has a chain around its neck. The chain is only a metre long, wheras the field is ten metres squared.
How can the goat escape from the field?
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Jumps over the fence 'cause the chain isn;t attached to anything.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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hahaha ... that's right, easy to ASSUME the chain is attached on the other end.
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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You're right! You're right! *gives everyone peanuts as prizes*
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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Hm... Peanuts... -munches-
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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And if you promise to not eat me, you can have a little bit more.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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du bist Krazy
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I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
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I'm a butterfly. Zach said that ferrets eat butterflies.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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you are not a butterfly. you are a crazy person
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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And so says Mr T !!
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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indeed, but my name is WTF. please get it right
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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why do people keep ignoring me? Is it because im a super intelligent baby?
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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nice mind teaser i have but a few but im not putting them on this post search armound u may find some happy hunting niiiiiii
the allmighty spatula * want a tip* dont eat yellow snow: the meaning of life is a number and that number is 1
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indeed, but my name is WTF. please get it right
ah back in da day
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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its funny bcos nobody cares
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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Some one might, but i doubt
Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly
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i was merely reminiscing over the good ol' days
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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That's nice.
Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly
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indeed it is. ah*sigh*
Last edited by Mr T (2005-05-15 01:40:52)
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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How random and pointless.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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How random and pointless your life is
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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My life is not pointless. My life can stab you to death.
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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nice pic of ur self WTF
hahahahahahaha *loser*
and stab him in the eyeball it hurts themost!
the allmighty spatula * want a tip* dont eat yellow snow: the meaning of life is a number and that number is 1
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do not interupt my sighing!!!
ah *sigh*
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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duh-uh. Mr. T is fighting for justice in the maths fun forum!
not IN A COURT
hahahaahhahahahahahahahaha
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