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#1 2005-03-28 05:34:53
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Another Blonde Joke
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
i mean nothing by this. it is just funny
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#2 2005-03-28 07:55:07
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Re: Another Blonde Joke
ohh ohh sorry blondes i wudent want 2 offend you it's... it's... just funny!!! G.E.E.K
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HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY 
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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#3 2005-03-31 01:00:26
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Re: Another Blonde Joke
shtup
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#4 2005-04-01 04:37:28
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Re: Another Blonde Joke
I think that those sort of jokes aren't nice to people with blonde hair; just because a person has that certain hair colour it doesn't neccessarily mean that their IQ is particularly low.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#5 2005-04-13 05:06:09
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Re: Another Blonde Joke
are you blonde
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#6 2005-04-15 06:25:24
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Re: Another Blonde Joke
ha! shes ignoring you 
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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#7 2005-04-15 10:09:26
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Re: Another Blonde Joke
So, are blonde jokes "hairist" ?
"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..." - Leon M. Lederman
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#8 2005-04-16 05:18:07
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Wanna know why they keep blonde jokes short ?
So men can remember them
There's one for the ladys
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#9 2005-04-16 05:19:58
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are you blonde
No. I have red hair.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#10 2005-04-16 11:07:54
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Ha. Fools. You all have rubbish hair, compared to mine.
... Alright, maybe not. darn Ginger hair. O.o
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#11 2005-04-16 22:28:06
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Mine stands out so much it's rather embarassing.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#12 2005-04-19 07:29:06
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Re: Another Blonde Joke
Dye it if its that bad
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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#13 2005-04-19 08:40:52
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Get long ginger hair and you will rule the world!
Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
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#14 2005-04-19 10:49:52
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Re: Another Blonde Joke
Can red hair be dyed easily? What would your friends think if you turned up blonde one day !
(Ummm ... let's look at the maths of hair colour?)
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#15 2005-04-20 04:58:15
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What's the maths of hair colour?
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#16 2005-04-20 05:32:21
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i think it was a naughty word censored out
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#17 2005-04-20 10:04:58
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i think it was a naughty word censored out
Indeed not !
I was just curious to see if there was any link between hair colour and maths ...
... which of course there is ... in many ways ... percentage of people who are blonde for example ... oh, never mind 
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#18 2005-04-20 21:46:26
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Re: Another Blonde Joke
2 blondes walked into a bar* bwhamng* you would have thought one of them have seen it.
if a blonde tony blair bush and a bottle of wine got dropped off the empire state building whop would hit the floor first??????
the allmighty spatula * want a tip* dont eat yellow snow: the meaning of life is a number and that number is 1
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#19 2005-04-21 07:03:56
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it was a naughty word wasn't it
I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large Fatboy Slim is a Legend
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#20 2005-04-21 07:05:54
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Re: Another Blonde Joke
No, not at all.
Why don't we look at the science of hair colour? That might be interesting.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#21 2005-04-21 11:41:22
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or maybe it minght not ahh well you could allways make a graph and find a percentage of people with white hair.
if you so desperately wanted to do that
and do people even ready my posts ??????
the allmighty spatula * want a tip* dont eat yellow snow: the meaning of life is a number and that number is 1
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#22 2005-05-05 07:10:06
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Re: Another Blonde Joke
Yeah.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#23 2005-05-05 08:17:30
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Re: Another Blonde Joke
i dont ready them
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name
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#24 2005-07-12 09:27:41
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Re: Another Blonde Joke
Read them.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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#25 2005-07-19 22:40:25
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Re: Another Blonde Joke
If you don't read posts, how do you know they're there?
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