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stewie

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Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

Did you hear about the gay candle?  He went out with a puff!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?  Still No idea

A poem by an old man:

I think that I shall never see.....
My cataracts are blinding me.     Owwwww....

Smell Ya Later Folks,
Smell Ya Later Forever!!! 

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Mr T

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

WHIT WOO!!!

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I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
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red4ever

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

the won with the penicil joke is not very funny

Mr T

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

'tis

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I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend

stewie

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

thats because you havent got one

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HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY 
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name

Mr T

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

cud be a girl. also roraborlias wants you banned

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I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend

stewie

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

joke master 3000s secret identity is actually...... me! Stewie!

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HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY 
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name

Mr T

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

OMGWTF!!! i never knew foo'

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I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend

stewie

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

yeah u did its 4 the benefit of others to know

Last edited by stewie (2005-04-13 06:05:32)

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HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY 
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Mr T

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

i was being sarcastic

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I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend

stewie

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

i knew that...

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HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY 
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name

Mr T

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

got a cosmonet waiting in Australia

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I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend

stewie

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

yep. stewie says lets talk in 3rd person

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HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY 
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name

Mr T

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

WTF thinks that stewie is a foo' but evry1 luvs 3rd person

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I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend

stewie

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

stewie says i am not a food

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HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY 
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name

Mr T

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

not food foo'

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I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend

stewie

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

i was being sarcastic

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jam-pot

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

jam-pot says: why are you allways saying foo'
jam-pot says: cant you press the letter l?
jam-pot says: it is inbetween the letters k   and the symbol   :

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stewie

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

l? so it is

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MasterofDisguise

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Re: Un Maths Related Jokes!!! Hot Off The Press!!!

nice...
also AWESOME JOKES STEWIE!

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