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bumpkin

From: Bumpkinland

Registered: 2009-04-12

Posts: 109,606

Re: Jokes

I do not think so. Trust me you are mistaken.

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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

Tigeree

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Registered: 2005-11-19

Posts: 13,883

Re: Jokes

Well now you say that, of course I won't.
I'm sure Stefy would remember. If we were speaking then...

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bobbym

bumpkin

From: Bumpkinland

Registered: 2009-04-12

Posts: 109,606

Re: Jokes

I do not follow you. First you can not remember your own name. Then you want to marry Gilligan or was it the professor? Now you think you are talking to people who are not here. I am confused.

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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

Tigeree

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Registered: 2005-11-19

Posts: 13,883

Re: Jokes

Now you're making assumptions.
I always know my name.
& I only talk to imaginary people... sometimes...

& by Stefy and I speaking I meant at that point in time when we may or may not have started conversing when we met.

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People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

bobbym

bumpkin

From: Bumpkinland

Registered: 2009-04-12

Posts: 109,606

Re: Jokes

Oh I see you talk to imaginary people. Do they talk back? Do they get surly?

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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

Tigeree

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Registered: 2005-11-19

Posts: 13,883

Re: Jokes

Are you kidding? They're the only people I know who don't get surly. If anything I get surly with them.
But I'm sure I've told you all this before.

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People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

bobbym

bumpkin

From: Bumpkinland

Registered: 2009-04-12

Posts: 109,606

Re: Jokes

So you get mad at imaginary people. Hmmm? Do you throw things at them? I hope you do not throw sharp objects.

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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

Tigeree

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Registered: 2005-11-19

Posts: 13,883

Re: Jokes

Please, if I were a knife thrower I'd be in the circus.
Throwing blunt objects at them depends on how mad I am.

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People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

bobbym

bumpkin

From: Bumpkinland

Registered: 2009-04-12

Posts: 109,606

Re: Jokes

Hmmmm? Are you sure you want to tell people that?

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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

Tigeree

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Registered: 2005-11-19

Posts: 13,883

Re: Jokes

They already know how crazy I am.
No thanks to you.
It shouldn't really surprise anyone...

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People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

bobbym

bumpkin

From: Bumpkinland

Registered: 2009-04-12

Posts: 109,606

Re: Jokes

You assault imaginary people with both blunt and sharp objects after yelling at them and I am crazy?

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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

Tigeree

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Registered: 2005-11-19

Posts: 13,883

Re: Jokes

I didn't say you were crazy.
Or... I tried not to. & I didn't imply it either.
I don't throw sharp objects, it's rare I'm trusted with them.

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People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

bobbym

bumpkin

From: Bumpkinland

Registered: 2009-04-12

Posts: 109,606

Re: Jokes

I think you are not safe with a keyboard.

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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

Tigeree

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Registered: 2005-11-19

Posts: 13,883

Re: Jokes

Gee, thanks.
It's the build up of little things like that that make me wonder why I'm even here.

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People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.

bobbym

bumpkin

From: Bumpkinland

Registered: 2009-04-12

Posts: 109,606

Re: Jokes

Not that again.

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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

Agnishom

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From: Riemann Sphere

Registered: 2011-01-29

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Re: Jokes

Nice Jokes!

Hi;

2, 6, 10, 11 and 19 are definitely true and I can prove it.

Prove it then

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bobbym

bumpkin

From: Bumpkinland

Registered: 2009-04-12

Posts: 109,606

Re: Jokes

Hi Agnishom;

Prove it then

Since this is a joke thread and this is a math forum I was being mathematically funny. I thought the very idea of proving those asertions was a joke in itself.

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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.

Agnishom

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From: Riemann Sphere

Registered: 2011-01-29

Posts: 24,996

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Re: Jokes

And why did you think 3 is False?

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

bobbym

bumpkin

From: Bumpkinland

Registered: 2009-04-12

Posts: 109,606

Re: Jokes

I have done plenty of stupid things w\ithout ever being seen.

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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.