Random jokes I come across

Tigeree · 2012-04-27 02:20:23

It's not me that says so, it's the people who know it.

bobbym · 2012-04-27 02:23:41

Know what? What you tell them? I would assume they know that. Now what are we off topic about?

Tigeree · 2012-04-27 02:41:37

I don't tell them, they tell me.
We're off topic about random jokes. I haven't really heard any lately... but does that really matter?

bobbym · 2012-04-27 02:44:33

I have one but it could be considered offensive.

Tigeree · 2012-04-27 02:47:04

Everything you say could be considered offensive, like every one else around here apparently.

I do have one, but it's better said than written...

bobbym · 2012-04-27 02:48:12

Everything you say could be considered offensive,

Do you know that is offensive?

Tigeree · 2012-04-27 02:53:06

I'm sorry, what?

Doubt it, anyways. I'm not as easily offended as I make out. Probably because I'm usually the offender.

bobbym · 2012-04-27 02:56:20

Probably because I'm usually the offender.

Yes, you are.

Tigeree · 2012-04-27 03:09:06

I'm sorry.
Y'know I don't mean it.

bobbym · 2012-04-27 03:09:59

Hmmmm? I have heard a lot of I do not mean it today.

Tigeree · 2012-04-27 03:29:35

Yeah... I noticed.
I really am sorry, though. You can trust me on that.

bobbym · 2012-04-27 03:30:43

Sure ya do!

Tigeree · 2012-04-27 03:33:45

Well. I'm not surprised. But it's true.
Although... no, forget it.

bobbym · 2012-04-27 03:35:13

See what I mean? There is always an although...

Tigeree · 2012-04-27 03:38:10

It was going to be a good thing.
I was going to say 'Although, you're the only person I actually trust.' But there's no point in that now.

Raito · 2012-04-27 03:38:49

Hello Mr. Tigeree

I am new on this forum. Nice to meet you!

bobbym · 2012-04-27 03:41:08

Although, you're the only person I actually trust.

That is very kind of you.

Tigeree · 2012-04-28 00:05:55

Oh, hey, kiddo.

I think it's actually kind of tragic. Or I don't. Others do. I guess it's a bit lonely, but... there's not a lot I can do about that...

bobbym · 2012-04-28 00:09:20

Thanks for clearing that up.

Tigeree · 2012-04-28 00:29:25

Oh, sorry. Just figured you didn't actually care either way. But that would be an assumption again... I should stop doing that.
I'm in a tight place here.

There is one other guy... but I'm too scared to trust him. His mind set is too much like my own.

bobbym · 2012-04-28 00:30:02

Then you should shoot him.

Tigeree · 2012-04-28 00:35:34

That was my original plan!
And now I like him too much. Which makes me hate myself more than usual.
But that's what I've been looking for this whole time...

bobbym · 2012-04-28 00:37:29

I see. Then you were going to shoot his Mama?

Tigeree · 2012-04-28 00:42:46

No, his mum is really great. She's so cool & laid back. And she makes really great food.
Why would I do that anyway? I was planning to kill his girlfriend but they broke up already.

bobbym · 2012-04-28 00:47:13

You do not like the Moms.

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