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Oh. Hmmm.... mayo?
Oh great! Now I can't even make a sandwich. I thought people liked to put mustard on tuna...
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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Nope! Mustard on a hamburger.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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Oh. Of course. They have sour cream & barbecue sauce on hamburgers now.
Then what do you put on tuna sandwiches?
Wait, no! You put mayo on hamburgers!
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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Mayo is mixed with tuna.
Taking a nap see you tomorrow.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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Mixed? How?
Wait... mustard is on cheeseburgers, my bad.
Why do you not sleep at night, like normal people?
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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It is night for me.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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Sure it is. I know when you talk to me at nine in the morning. That's not night.
Meanwhile, for me it is night at the specified time...
Although I was talking to one of my friends who is in LA at the moment. It just felt a bit weird when he told me good night. Wish I was there though.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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Why? LA is not the best spot in the world.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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Yeah, but he's at Disneyland. I want to go back there. I have to relive it because I was so depressed when I was there last.
But more than anything I want to get some Twinkies. I missed out on getting Twinkies last time I was in America.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
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Twinkies are hydrogenated pigs blood and rat feces.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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I thought that was McDonald's ice cream.
Or is that hooves & seaweed...?
I thought Twinkies were cakey things with cream inside.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
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That is what the package says.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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I love how science makes awful things taste good.
Science does everything. Well, y'know, except math.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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Over here we have zillions of putrid substances that are sugar coated.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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Yeah, I know, we import them.
Gelatin. That's probably my favourite.
But I do have a list of delicious additives & preservatives.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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Delicious additives?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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Well, they're additives.
They make things delicious.
It's good enough.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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Yes, but they are real garbage,
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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Well, I know that.
The good part is that I do not care.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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I know that already but too much garbage clogs up the pipes.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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I know, but I'm young, I'll grow out of it.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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Those hydrogenated rodent remains will age you really quick.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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Ah, nuts.
oh well. It's nothing I can't handle. Or I would handle it if I cared.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
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Sure, when you look 89 you will handle it.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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yes, I believe I shall.
Although that's hardly likely I'll look that age.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
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