Random jokes I come across

Tigeree · 2012-05-05 13:26:52

No, he pushed me off a cliff. As I have previously mentioned.
It might've been in 'What did you do today?' Or ...maybe in 'Friends'...
Please don't proceed by saying 'it can't have been a very big cliff', that's exactly what you said last time.

bobbym · 2012-05-05 13:28:55

It couldn't have been a very high cliff. Perhaps he should try again.

Tigeree · 2012-05-05 13:32:48

Hm. How did I know.

I'll give him a gun next time. I have asked him to before, but he seemed... offended. That was weird.

bobbym · 2012-05-05 13:34:12

You should come here.

Tigeree · 2012-05-05 13:35:57

I plan to.
Seems simple enough.
Kind of ruins my previous plans, but I'm sure we could fit in somewhere.

bobbym · 2012-05-05 13:36:29

Yes, we have nice high cliffs here.

Tigeree · 2012-05-05 13:40:15

I was still on the being shot preference but...
Oh! It could be the one from the Star Trek episode where Kirk's fighting that Gorn.
Although, I do like the look of those random structures in Utah & Arizona. I think a distant relative lives in Arizona.

bobbym · 2012-05-05 13:50:10

Shot out of a cannon maybe?

Tigeree · 2012-05-05 14:20:51

Nuh. I have preferences. Quick & painless preferences.
Although I do deserve something along the lines of hung, drawn & quartered...

bobbym · 2012-05-05 14:23:02

I hope they use a flame thrower, makes a better video.

Tigeree · 2012-05-05 14:26:43

I'm not going to video my own death. There might be a live audience, though. VIP of course.
Unless I get kidnapped by terrorists. They will probably video my death. But I'm not important enough for that.

bobbym · 2012-05-05 14:27:42

Will you sign away the rights of the video to me for distribution?

Tigeree · 2012-05-05 16:05:16

No. My death will not be videoed unless it falls within the boundaries of my preferences.
Unless I am in fact kidnapped by terrorists, but you'll probably have to consult with them about that.
OR... unless I die in a Death Race, which will probably be televised anyway.

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bobbym · 2012-05-05 16:24:40

Bore. Yawn. Snore. I want flame throwers!

Tigeree · 2012-05-09 19:39:01

Vasquez Rocks! That's what I was thinking of! Outside LA, from that episode 'Arena'.
No, I'm not dying via flame thrower. Although I will be perfectly happy to light other people on fire with a flame thrower & then die.

bobbym · 2012-05-09 19:48:40

That is what I was saying. Why can you not be the other people?

Tigeree · 2012-05-09 19:57:45

Because I'm not other people.
You know that. You're the one that keeps saying so.
Preferences, flame thrower is not on the list.

bobbym · 2012-05-09 20:02:51

Hmmm. So a blunt machete is out also?

Tigeree · 2012-05-09 20:09:32

Hmm... well, there is the least amount of pain possible preference...
But I do deserve that, so it may be a possibility.

bobbym · 2012-05-09 20:11:36

I am not sure about the no pain aspect. Personally I would enjoy much screaming and begging. I would then sell many bottles of T - Genuine Kaboobly Doo Kola. Why do you not want me to make a nice living?

Tigeree · 2012-05-09 20:25:01

Why do you want me to die painfully for your enjoyment?
Although I can't deny I would want the same thing.
& I said it'd be possible.

bobbym · 2012-05-09 20:29:35

No doubt I would derive tremendous pleasure from watching you writhing in agony but that is being selfish. What about the public? They deserve to see you in agony, do they not?

Also, think of someone other than yourself for a change. While you are screaming horribly, I would be selling lots of T - Genuine Kaboobly Doo Kola! Remember you are a partner so this benefits you too.

Tigeree · 2012-05-09 20:57:19

Great. Do I get paid if you publicly video my death too?
I'm sure lots people would love to see that too, which is why I shall not let you publicise it. I like being selfish, & selfish I shall stay.

bobbym · 2012-05-09 21:00:57

No pay. But the sales of Kola will be lavish. I will be rich and you will be dead, a perfect ending.

Tigeree · 2012-05-09 21:05:28

Please spell Cola like normal. All I keep seeing is 'Koala', it's weird.
How will my death boost sales anyway?

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