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ahtivas

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Registered: 2010-01-12

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Office Jokes

IN PRISON

you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
   
AT WORK

you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON

you get three meals a day FREE
   
AT WORK

you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON

you get time off for good behaviour.
   
AT WORK

you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
   
AT WORK

you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON

you can watch TV and play games.
   
AT WORK

you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON

you get your own toilet.
   
AT WORK

you have to share.

quittyqat

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Registered: 2009-04-08

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Last edited by quittyqat (2010-01-13 09:10:16)

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anaa

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Re: Office Jokes

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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Re: Office Jokes

Hi ahtivas,

These jokes are very good!

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Agnishom

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Re: Office Jokes

Wow
Arrest Me Now!!

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ShivamS

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Alg Num Theory

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Re: Office Jokes

Q: What items of furniture do mathematicians prefer?

A: Log tables!

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