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#51 2013-04-06 20:12:48
Re: Mathematics jokes
Actually my phone number isn't even, I did someone else's number
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#52 2013-04-06 20:14:18
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Re: Mathematics jokes
Then for an odd number it is the sum of 3 or more primes or 2 + a prime.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#53 2013-04-06 20:16:44
Re: Mathematics jokes
Yes we first choose any odd prime less than the number and then apply goldbach partitioning on the rest
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#54 2013-04-07 01:02:36
Re: Mathematics jokes
So, it seems that I have not yet found anything good about my phone number
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#55 2013-04-07 01:08:41
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Re: Mathematics jokes
You mean anything special?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#56 2013-04-07 01:17:23
Re: Mathematics jokes
Ya
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#57 2013-04-07 01:22:29
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Re: Mathematics jokes
Depends on what you mean by special. Not being special means it is.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#58 2013-04-07 01:47:19
Re: Mathematics jokes
I could prove that neither
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#59 2013-04-07 01:53:57
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Re: Mathematics jokes
Prove? Math proves mathematical assertions, philosophy proves nothing and I understand nothing.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#60 2013-04-07 02:25:52
Re: Mathematics jokes
Are we really being that philosophic?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#61 2013-04-07 02:31:40
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Re: Mathematics jokes
This is a joke thread so ambiguous comments are welcomed!?
Now this is just modern mythology but do you know that there are billions of creatures that think human reasoning is a joke?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#62 2013-04-07 02:34:40
Re: Mathematics jokes
Do you want to be one of them?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#63 2013-04-07 02:39:52
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Re: Mathematics jokes
People from your country have known for thousands of years the correct definition of the word ego. Here we use vanity, pride, conceit etc but they do not really describe it as well.
I was different, I suffered because of that. So, part of me, the ego, rejoiced in that and part of me did not.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#64 2013-04-07 02:46:28
Re: Mathematics jokes
People from your country have known for thousands of years the correct definition of the word ego. Here we use vanity, pride, conceit etc but they do not really describe it as well.
I was different, I suffered because of that. So, part of me, the ego, rejoiced in that and part of me did not.
I really have no idea, what you're talking of?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#65 2013-04-07 02:50:54
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Re: Mathematics jokes
Perhaps I misunderstood your question.
Do you want to be one of them?
One of them what?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#66 2013-04-07 02:55:57
Re: Mathematics jokes
One of those creatures which think human reasoning is a joke
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#67 2013-04-07 02:58:27
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Re: Mathematics jokes
[comment removed by moderation]
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#68 2013-04-07 03:26:42
Re: Mathematics jokes
Even before I saw the comment?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#69 2013-04-07 03:31:26
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Re: Mathematics jokes
Yep, the censor got it.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#70 2013-04-07 03:45:53
Re: Mathematics jokes
So those bracket words are not yours? The system removed it?
Maybe you can repost that using leet
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#71 2013-04-07 03:54:15
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Re: Mathematics jokes
I can repost it:
But that would be an attempt to defeat the administrator.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#72 2013-04-07 03:57:19
Re: Mathematics jokes
That was just the same statement the other way round
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#73 2013-04-07 03:59:58
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Re: Mathematics jokes
That is true, but the statement is true also. Enough of the point was made.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#74 2013-04-07 04:08:38
Re: Mathematics jokes
You have edited the post. >_<
Why is it a way to defeat the administrator?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#75 2013-04-07 04:10:46
- bobbym
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Re: Mathematics jokes
This Is a joke thread. The administrator deleted it, should I put it back?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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