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#101 2013-04-07 13:21:30
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Re: Mathematics jokes
I have never heard of her.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#102 2013-04-07 13:22:44
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Re: Mathematics jokes
I do not understand you...
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Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
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#103 2013-04-07 13:25:05
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Re: Mathematics jokes
When I said that I was joking.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#104 2013-04-07 13:31:54
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Oh. Anyway, is that what you mentioned there?
Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#105 2013-04-07 13:33:08
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Nope. I do not wish to frighten anyone.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#106 2013-04-07 13:37:45
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Re: Mathematics jokes
Then what did you mention?
Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#107 2013-04-07 13:43:29
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Re: Mathematics jokes
Creatures that think human reasoning is a joke.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#108 2013-04-07 13:46:19
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Don't all of them think so?
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Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#109 2013-04-07 13:47:41
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I would think that most of them view humans the way we watch the three stooges.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#110 2013-04-07 13:48:28
Re: Mathematics jokes
£a...ta?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#111 2013-04-07 13:49:37
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The latin for lizard.
Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#112 2013-04-07 13:54:42
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The people in the East have other names for them.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#113 2013-04-07 13:59:59
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Re: Mathematics jokes
What names?
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Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#114 2013-04-07 14:02:58
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Re: Mathematics jokes
Hmmmm, there is even a derivation of it in Europe.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#115 2013-04-07 14:20:56
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I am still not seeing any names...
Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#116 2013-04-07 14:21:53
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You have heard of Vlad the impaler? Know anything about his history?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#117 2013-04-07 14:26:43
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Dragons?
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Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#118 2013-04-07 14:38:58
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Yep, his standard I think was called dracon, which was derived from Draconis. We get dragon.
The Buddhist and some Hindus call then nagas. In Buddhism it means dragon to the Hindus it means snake or sepent.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#119 2013-04-07 14:41:05
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Re: Mathematics jokes
So, you mentioned the Draconians. But, don't they live in another bubble?
Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#120 2013-04-07 14:52:16
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Re: Mathematics jokes
Originally according to some people they come from there and were brought here millions of years ago.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#121 2013-04-07 14:56:22
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Re: Mathematics jokes
By who?
Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#122 2013-04-07 15:19:44
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Re: Mathematics jokes
Maybe we can talk about that some other time.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#123 2013-04-09 02:22:39
Re: Mathematics jokes
It took me the last 24 hrs to generate approximately 14752000 primes
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#124 2013-04-09 04:03:00
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Re: Mathematics jokes
That is a lot of time.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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#125 2013-04-09 04:07:57
Re: Mathematics jokes
Do you have any suggestions to do it faster?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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