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lauren

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what did the big lift say to the little lift  i think iam goin down withsomething

Jessica

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Shaggy,Britney Spears & Craig David were all in a shop when one of them made a smell.Shaggy went "it wasn't me" Craig David went "i'm walking away" & Britney Spears went "oops i did it again"

j lo

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what do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear. anything you like .. he can't hear you   teacher: eat up your roast beef, its full of iron. dotty: no wonder its so tough

lisa riley

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whats large & green & sits in a corner on its own all day? the incredible sulk!!  little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating a bowl of stew along came a spider and sat down beside her. guess what. she ate him up too!!

nadine

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waiter waiter theres a hair in my honey ar that must b from the comb sir

ryan

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where do frogs hang up there coats?  In the croakroom!!!

ryan

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where do frogs hang up there coats?  In the croakroom!!!

brad pitt

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when is a door not a door?  when its ajar!!!!!!!  ha ha ha!!!!! arn't i funny.!!!!!!!!!!!

Abi

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Teacher: Timmy, why is your homework in your fathers writing? Timmy: Because I used his pen.

phil & leam

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Knock Knock! who's there Cow's go cow's go who no cow's go moo!!!

Roxanne

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Why was the tomato blushing???  Because it saw the salad dressing

Doodels (out the tweenies)

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Q why does the cow say moooooooooo  ACUS IT WAS IN A MOOOOOOOOOOD

aidan currier

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Doctor Docter i feel like a bridge oh dear whats come over you 30 lorries, 12 buses and about 100 cars

sadie

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where does a cow go to have fun to the moooooooooooovies

Shannon

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Knock,knock Who's there owl. owl who owl tell u if u promise not to reveal my owdentity.

Dyjoja

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Fiona: I'm not going to school anymore. Mum: why not? Fiona: On Monday my teacher said two plus eight was ten, on Tuesday he said three plus seven was ten, and wednesday he said four plus six was ten, on Thursday he said five plus five was ten, and on Friday he said one plus nine was ten. Mum: What's wrong with that? Fiona: So I'm not going back until he makes up his mind!

Jasmine Berry

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Q:WHY DOYID THE BOY NOT LIKE STUDING DECIMALS? A:BECAUSE HE DIDNT SEE THE POINT.

warren munro

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what do you do when a blond throws a granade at you? pick it up pull the pin out and throw it back.

frizzy

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Q. who was the artist that always had a cough?  A. Vincent VanCough

Harry potter

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what do you call a alien poem? a uni-verse

Emma Lawrence

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Emma:everything ends in ing Kelcie:don't be silly-of course it doesn't Emma:Yes it does everything!

Hannah, n Caz, n Clare-a, n Diza!!!

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What do u call a sheep with no legs?  A CLOUD!!!!

rickstar

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what happend to harry potter when voldermort caught him  he was turned to HP sauce

Nicole Evans

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Mom=Billy, why did you eat your homework? Billy=Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Nicannon And Shicole

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Bob:I don't want to go to school today. Mum:Why not? Bob:Because All the kids and teachers are mean to me. Mum(getting angry):I'll give you two good reasons why you have to go to school.1 you're 34 years old, and 2 you're the principal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!%