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#1 2013-04-03 02:34:09
Two words
I hate counting
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#2 2013-04-03 02:43:12
- anonimnystefy
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Re: Two words
Haha, that's a good one.
Here lies the reader who will never open this book. He is forever dead.
Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. ― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
The knowledge of some things as a function of age is a delta function.
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#3 2013-04-03 06:16:29
- ShivamS
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Re: Two words
Very nice!
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#4 2013-04-03 13:59:42
Re: Two words
Thanks
30% of people are good at maths and I belong to the rest 90%
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#5 2013-04-04 12:29:29
- ShivamS
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Re: Two words
Keep the jokes clean please or they will be extracted.
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#6 2013-04-04 14:20:23
Re: Two words
Extracted?
What makes you think my joke isn't clean?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#7 2013-04-05 01:28:41
- ShivamS
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Re: Two words
It was a joke 
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#8 2013-09-17 01:52:51
Re: Two words
There are only 2 kinds of SQL developers:
Those who know how COUNT() treats NULLs
Those who don't
Those who don't care
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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