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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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If me ole legs could get me there by themselves then I surely would be there.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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What kind of a grammar is that?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
- Posts: 109,606

Bumpkin talk. See the Bumpkin dictionary.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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Link?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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I do not have it available. I carry it inside me where it can not be lost or stolen.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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brain, you have, hmm?

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
- Posts: 109,606

Nope, and I have never needed one.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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Mathematica, have you, hmm?

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
- Posts: 109,606

I have found that the Teakettle principle can replace a brain.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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bobbym wrote:

I put it all in the frying pan. 2 pieces of chicken, I have some thighs in the freezer. Then I cut up some carrots and some green peppers and add some corn and a few small potatoes and fry it all up together. Fry until it is a burnt mass. Delicious!

You mean mess

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
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It is still delicious. Wished I had it right now but I am missing too many ingredients.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**shyclaw****Member**- From: Dagoba
- Registered: 2015-03-23
- Posts: 67

lol.

"“A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.”

-Yoda

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Emily316 wrote:

There are lots of different red beans. Kidney beans, Honduran beans, Azuki beans. red rice beans. All sorts. My favorite are kidney beans.

Cannellini (white kidney) beans are great, and underrated in favour of their red counterpart. The red variety are cheaper in general, however.

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**thickhead****Member**- Registered: 2016-04-16
- Posts: 1,086

bobbym wrote:

No, after 35 I stopped counting. I mean who really cares, so why should I?

That means you are he and not she. she stops counting after 25.

**{1}Vasudhaiva Kutumakam.{The whole Universe is a family.}(2)Yatra naaryasthu poojyanthe Ramanthe tatra Devataha{Gods rejoice at those places where ladies are respected.}**

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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They say that women stop counting due to vanity, I stopped because I can not count that high.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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You could use stones to count

'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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**bobbym****bumpkin**- From: Bumpkinland
- Registered: 2009-04-12
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Florida is a jungle, it is difficult to find two things, stones and a dry spot.

**In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.****If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.**** Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.**

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**jabah013.307****Member**- From: Kingdom Of Jabah013.307
- Registered: 2021-07-05
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bobbym wrote:

And one of my other friends has a pair that tell her left and right.

I have a pair that tells me whether they are clean or not.

Nice joke huh?

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'Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.' - Art Buchwald.

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