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#1 2013-04-11 15:13:30
The frog joke
Little Johnny was sitting by a pond when a frog appeared on one side.
The frog said, 'Johnny, you are so stupid'
Johnny said, 'I am not'
The frog said, 'You are.'
Johnny yelled, 'I AM NOT'
The frog jumped back into the pond.
Surprised Johnny said, 'Omg! Why did he have to commit suicide for that?'
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
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#2 2013-04-12 04:48:08
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#3 2013-04-19 14:43:38
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Best joke ever
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#4 2013-04-19 18:53:07
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Best joke ever
Yeah, it's also good.
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#5 2013-04-20 00:44:11
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Re: The frog joke
Little Johnny was sitting by a pond when a frog appeared on one side.
The frog said, 'Johnny, you are so stupid'
Johnny said, 'I am not'
The frog said, 'You are.'
Johnny yelled, 'I AM NOT'
The frog jumped back into the pond.
Surprised Johnny said, 'Omg! Why did he have to commit suicide for that?'
lol
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#6 2013-04-20 02:16:19
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Yay! Thanks 
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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#7 2013-05-26 22:41:14
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Yeah that is funny Hi bobbym!
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#8 2013-05-27 01:53:56
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The joke is very nice, thanks for it.
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#9 2014-04-28 05:10:36
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Really nice joke. Not sure why the frog committed suicide though....
When ever I see a brand new new math problem, I want to solve it. Then I want to burn it. Then I want to rebuild it in a new, more streamlined way.
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#10 2014-04-28 05:12:08
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I'm just joking. 
When ever I see a brand new new math problem, I want to solve it. Then I want to burn it. Then I want to rebuild it in a new, more streamlined way.
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