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#1 2006-03-12 08:54:17
- jU
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funny as it is the P
One day, in class, a pupil stuck his hand up in the air. "Miss, may I go to the toilet?" He asked.
The teacher replied, "No, you know you can't go during lessons."
The pupil protested: "But Miss, I really, really need to go."
"Fine then," said the teacher. "But first, recite the alphabet."
The pupil said, "A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O. Q R S, T U V, W X, Y and Z. Now may I go to the toilet Miss?"
The teacher hesitated. "What about the P?"
"It's just trickled down my leg, Miss," said the pupil.
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#2 2006-03-12 11:28:22
- Tigeree
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Re: funny as it is the P
HA HA HA HA 
LOL !
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
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#3 2006-03-12 12:07:52
- mikau
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Re: funny as it is the P
yeah I've heard that one. Makes me sick every time.
A logarithm is just a misspelled algorithm.
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#4 2006-03-14 20:15:43
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Re: funny as it is the P
HA HA HA HA LOL !
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
~ Anton Chekhov
Cheer up, emo kid.
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