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ElainaVW

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Registered: 2013-04-29

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Awful jokes

How do you clean a messy tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!

What music are balloons afraid of?
"POP"!

Why Was The music Teacher Locked Out Of The music Room?
Because The Keys Were In The Piano!

Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?
She wanted to reach the high notes!

What part of the  turkey is musical?
The drumstick!

What makes music on your head?
A head band!

What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
Pick on someone your own size!

What keeps jazz musicians on earth?
GROOVITY!

Did you hear about the pianist who kept banging his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear!

Have you heard these before? Aren't they awful?

bobbym

bumpkin

From: Bumpkinland

Registered: 2009-04-12

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Re: Awful jokes

Those are pretty good.

How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue of course.

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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
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ShivamS

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Re: Awful jokes

They are nice jokes.

Agnishom

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Registered: 2011-01-29

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Re: Awful jokes

Good jokes! Thanks for sharing

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'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
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mathaholic

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Registered: 2012-11-29

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Re: Awful jokes

The 8,000th post here.

Nice!

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ShivamS

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Registered: 2011-02-07

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Re: Awful jokes

What?

soroban

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Registered: 2007-03-09

Posts: 452

Re: Awful jokes

What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
A bassoon burns longer.

What's the difference between a trombone and a chainsaw?
Vibrato.

What is the definition of an optimist?
A tuba player with a beeper.

What's the difference between a banjo player and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a beautiful woman on an accordion player's arm?
A tattoo.

GreatSandy

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Registered: 2014-09-15

Posts: 15

Re: Awful jokes

it is really funny thank you

Sheppie

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From: New York

Registered: 2014-10-08

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Re: Awful jokes

Actually you should change the subject to: Hilarious Two-Liners. Those were really good. Especially this one is classy: Why Was The music Teacher Locked Out Of The music Room?
Because The Keys Were In The Piano!

Agnishom

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From: Riemann Sphere

Registered: 2011-01-29

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Re: Awful jokes

Those are pretty good.

How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue of course.

I do not get it.

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

bobbym

bumpkin

From: Bumpkinland

Registered: 2009-04-12

Posts: 109,606

Re: Awful jokes

In slang, tube of glue will be pronounced tube a glue.

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In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.