The Joys of Parenthood

MathsIsFun · 2005-04-20 19:16:35

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello." said the small voice.
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard a noise on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle .... "ME."

jam-pot · 2005-04-20 22:29:17

Not bad. I like it. In fact,I wonder if I could marry. nah
Anyway, jokes. So. Why did the pieceof gum cross the road? Because it was on the chickens foot. But why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken!

Zach · 2005-04-21 02:50:51

Please tell me that your typing is the real joke.

Roraborealis · 2005-04-21 05:15:55

That made me laugh! Where did you hear it?

Mr T · 2005-04-21 05:55:17

ok...i don't get it. why do chickens cross roads

MathsIsFun · 2005-04-21 10:22:53

So that we can make jokes about them, of course.

jam-pot · 2005-04-21 11:28:14

i made it up like fairys santa and eskimos!

Roraborealis · 2005-04-23 05:56:30

Eskimos exist.

stewie · 2005-04-23 09:09:26

Santa may not be real, but father christmas is

MathsIsFun · 2005-04-23 10:29:42

Coca Cola is real:

stewie · 2005-04-23 22:31:48

joy!

jam-pot · 2005-04-24 22:18:21

i no fairys are real, but eskimos are not *
can you not understang the concept of a joke you
neanderthall man of a sheep!
also cheese

Zach · 2005-04-26 20:46:47

Coca Cola used to be green.

stewie · 2005-04-27 07:47:46

no, santa used to b green until coca cola changed him to wear red

Roraborealis · 2005-04-30 00:16:35

I remember when heinz used to do green ketchup.

stewie · 2005-04-30 00:56:25

and purple ketchup 2

jam-pot · 2005-05-02 22:24:35

i didnt see the purple stuff

Roraborealis · 2005-05-03 03:37:03

Nor did I.

mc marc · 2005-05-03 04:37:03

police found a man scaling the walls of st james park
they told him to get back in and watch the rest of the game

mc marc · 2005-05-03 04:38:15

heres a tip : dont go to bed with an itchy bottom you will wake up with a smelly finger hahahahahahahahaha

Mr T · 2005-05-03 04:38:49

hahaha...i don't get it

mc marc · 2005-05-03 04:40:13

hello : i pity da fool

Mr T · 2005-05-03 04:43:50

i pity tha foo' who steals ma phrase

Amena Patel · 2005-05-04 20:40:50

i steal your phrase

Don't dis da chickens I luv em (but only wen theyre in da form of chicken nuggets) HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA

Zach · 2005-05-05 00:36:18

I twitch in your general direction, people.

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