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It is the word of God. I believe in the bible and everything it says to do and not to do.
His dominion is an everlasting dominion, Which shall not pass away, And His kingdom the one Which shall not be destroyed.
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C'mon; bobbym ain't a bumpkin. We all know you're a genius.
Do you seek or have you sought assistance when you read the Bible but don't seem to understand?
Only a friend tells you your face is dirty.
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C'mon; bobbym ain't a bumpkin. We all know you're a genius.
Nope, I am a bumpkin. Let me tell you the story of my IQ test:
When I tested it caused a stir. The colonel who was conducting the tests said either I was darn near a genius or I was slightly smarter than an apple. They could not figure which was true so they tested me again. This chart explains the results:
Presented in the order of decreasing IQ. Highest IQ on top.
Bonzo the chimp
Bertha the chimp
Busby the chimp
Beyonce - Rihanna - Spears a tie!
Paris Hilton
lemur
bobbym
apple
combined IQ's of the US senate
amoeba
a pear
a peach pitMy parents and teachers were outraged, they shook their fists at him and threatened to disembowel him. But he brought soldiers with him that escorted him out safely. Everyone tried to comfort me, do not listen to him they said, we all know you are a genius and will accomplish great things. Yea, in their dreams.
Do you seek or have you sought assistance when you read the Bible but don't seem to understand?
I have more understanding of the eastern way which to paraphrase means God gave me everything I need to pass the tests of this world when I was born into it. In other words God is not unfair, he never would have put me into a situation where I was unable to get through. A good teacher does not give his students a test on material that they have not covered in class and are expected to know. In the same way, God the fairest of all teachers equipped all people with the skills to pass.
Therefore, to ask for help of God is to imply that the world is too tough, to imply that I do not know what to do. In short, I am saying that the situation is unfair and I need his help. Nothing, can be further from the truth.
Spiritual concepts are to be felt and to be intuitively understood not reasoned through like a puny math problem.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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For the above idea to be true, it must be that the universe has a purpose
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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So you think it does not?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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I do not think the universe has a purpose,
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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Hmmm, I do not live in your universe.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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ARGUMENT FROM PLUMBER
(1) You live in my universe
(2) That'll be three hundred dollars
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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grandpappyd was an excellent plumber and he did not charge 300 dollars.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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But I have awesome arguments
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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But you are not a plumber. You need a license to be a plumber.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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That is an US viewpoint. In India, you do not need to have a license to be a plumber.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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Congratulations! You will make a fine plumber.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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better than grandpappyd?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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grandpappyd had a high concentration of reppie in him. He had hands that were like a catchers mitt. not only was he fast but he had brutish strength.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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He is a prince
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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A prince?
See you later got to go shopping.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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Okay, take care
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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A prince?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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Definition:
Prince: (noun) A person who comes from an unknown land and crosses the palace wall and falls in love with a princess.
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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How mundane. Should he not be a frog first?
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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So, you already know what a prince is?
'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.'
'God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it'
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
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Yes, he is a rather large and nasty reppie.
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
Always satisfy the Prime Directive of getting the right answer above all else.
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There are some people who under God's inspiration, help other people to understand the Bible. This website also helps me to study and understand the Bible- www.jw.org. it has over 700 languages. Mmm hm. 700, I'm not joking or exaggerating. It contains material for all ages. It also includes music and videos for all ages available for free download. On this website, I've found answers to the most important questions in life you could ever ask.. I believe everyone should check out this site.
Only a friend tells you your face is dirty.
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Do you at times wonder what the world will be like in a certain number of years? Things getting worse or better?
I always daydream about this. I even have songs in my phone that make me think I'm in the future.
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