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One day, in class, a pupil stuck his hand up in the air. "Miss, may I go to the toilet?" He asked.
The teacher replied, "No, you know you can't go during lessons."
The pupil protested: "But Miss, I really, really need to go."
"Fine then," said the teacher. "But first, recite the alphabet."
The pupil said, "A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O. Q R S, T U V, W X, Y and Z. Now may I go to the toilet Miss?"
The teacher hesitated. "What about the P?"
"It's just trickled down my leg, Miss," said the pupil.
School is practice for the future. Practice makes perfect. But - nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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Funny. I can't relate that to anything I've seen in real life, though.
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It's over a year old ...
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Haha look at this image i uploaded, reminds me of some-thing i heard!!!
Last edited by Chelsea (2006-09-06 15:58:16)
Theres no other place like home or is there..............
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This is the StrangeIsFun forum. Home of strangeness and odd pictures..
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Huh what do u mean?
Theres no other place like home or is there..............
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it was a joke... If you don't get it, just leave it be.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! now it get it.
Theres no other place like home or is there..............
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