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Jai Ganesh

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Chemistry Q & A Jokes

Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends Argon!
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now
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Q: What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium!
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Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met!
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Q: Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?
A: He just couldn't put it down.
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
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Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Fe-breeze!
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Q: What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon?
A: A CaNiNe.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.   
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium hydride?
A: NaH.
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Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion.
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Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
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Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material!
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Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
A: A KNiFe
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Q: What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe!
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Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
A: Its CoRnY.
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Monox D. I-Fly

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Re: Chemistry Q & A Jokes

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium hydride?
A: NaH .
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Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion.
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Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material.
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Q: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium hydride?
A: NaH.
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Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion!
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Q: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material!
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Did you just accidentally copy those 3 jokes?

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Jai Ganesh

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Re: Chemistry Q & A Jokes

Yes. By oversight! Rectified, Thanks! Here are some more jokes!

Q: What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium?
A: BaNaNa.
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Q: What did you do with Element 83 last night?
A: None of your Bismuth!
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2.
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Q: What did Argon do when Copper insulted him?
A: Argon had no reaction.
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Q: Why did the white furry bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar.
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Q: What element is derived from a Norse god?
A: Thorium.
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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Q: What did one titration say to the other?
A: "Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Q: What did the student say when she heard that Oxygen and Magnesium went out on a date?
A: OMg!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Jai Ganesh

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Re: Chemistry Q & A Jokes

Q: How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?
A: They use a Sulfone!
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Q: What happens to nitrogen when there's sunlight?
A: It becomes daytrogen.
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Q: How did carbon propose to Hydrogen?
A: With a "carbonkneel"!
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Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
A: CHoCoLaTe.
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Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chomatograph suffer from?
A: Separation anxiety.
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Q: Why does formic acid neutralize all other acids?
A: Because it’s ant-acid.
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Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees".
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Q: What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
A: "Au revoir"!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Alg Num Theory

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Re: Chemistry Q & A Jokes

Q: What radio station do chemists like to listen to?
A: 100 Fm.

(Fermium has atomic number 100.)

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Jai Ganesh

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Re: Chemistry Q & A Jokes

Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Q: What did Argon do when Copper insulted him?
A: Argon had no reaction.
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Q: Is life an alloy?
A: I said it because LiFe!
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Q: How can you spot a chemist in the restroom?
A: They wash their hands before they go.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Alg Num Theory

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Re: Chemistry Q & A Jokes

A man wrote the number 6.022×10²³ on his hand and went to see a doctor.

"What's wrong?" asked the doctor.

"Doctor," replied the patient, "I've got a mole on my hand!"

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