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Jai Ganesh

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Physics Q and A

Q: What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class?
A: Quark, quark, quark!
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Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect?
A: Go out at and look at cars. The lights of the ones approaching you are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red.
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Q: What happens when electrons lose their energy?
A: They get Bohr'ed.
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Q: When was Heisenberg born?
A: Oh, that's very uncertain.
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Q: Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
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Q: Where does bad light end up?
A: In a prism.
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Q: What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other?
A: "Gotta split!"
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Re: Physics Q and A

Q: What happened to the guy who didn’t believe in electricity until one day he touched the “plus” terminal of a high-voltage D.C. power source?
A: He was positively shocked.

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