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Jai Ganesh

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Bird Jokes : Questions and Answers

Q: Why did the bird get a ticket?
A: It broke the law of gravity!
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Q: Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
A: He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment.
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Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!
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Q: What is a parrot’s favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!
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Q: What is a duck’s favorite TV show?
A: The feather forecast!
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Q: What kind of bird opens doors?
A: A kiwi!
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Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
A: Send him to polytechnic!
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Q: Where do birds invest their money?
A: In the stork market!
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Q: What do baby swans dance to?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!
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Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
A: Fowl play!
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Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?
A: In a nest-cafe!
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Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
A: With it’s sparrowchute!

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Alg Num Theory

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Re: Bird Jokes : Questions and Answers

The classic bird joke:

Q: Why is there no painkillers in the bird jungle?
A: Because the parrots-ate-em-all!

At any rate it's most often told bird joke here in the UK, where the most common pain-relief tablets people take are called Paracetamol.

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Alg Num Theory

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Re: Bird Jokes : Questions and Answers

Q: What is the favourite sitcom of ducks?
A: You Rang, Mallard?!

Last edited by Alg Num Theory (2018-05-29 08:33:09)

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