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Jai Ganesh

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Elephant Jokes

Q: What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?
A: An elephant with an umbrella!
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Q: What's big and grey and wears a mask?
A: The elephantom of the opera!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
A: Mashed potatoes!
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Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
A: They both have big trunks!
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Q: Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A: Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
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Q: Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
A: In his trunk!
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Q: What do you call an elephant that flies?
A: A jumbo jet!
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Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
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Q: Why do the elephants have short tails?
A: Because they can't remember long stories!
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Q: What is an elephant that flies?
A: A propellaphant.
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Q: How are elephants and computers similar?
A: They both have big memories.
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Q: What do elephants say as a compliment?
A: You look elephantastic!
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Q: What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A: Lost!
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Monox D. I-Fly

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Re: Elephant Jokes

I expected some connections between these and the ant jokes because of eleph-ant.

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Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away.
May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.