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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Fish Jokes

Q: Why don't fish like basketball?
A: Cause they're afraid of the net.
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Q: Which fish can perform operations?
A: A Sturgeon!
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Q: What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals?
A: Autotuna.
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Q: Who do fish always know how much they weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.
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Q: What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A: You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish.
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Q: Whats the best way to catch a fish?
A: Have some one throw it at you.
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Q: How do you make a fish laugh?
A: Tell a whale of a tale.
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Q: Why don't fish pass their exams?
A: Because they work below C-level.
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Q: Why did the octopus cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.
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Q: What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A: Slobster.
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Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A: A Mer-Maid.
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Q: Why do oysters go to the gym?
A: It's good for the mussel.
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Q: Did you hear about the goldfish who went bankrupt?
A: Now he's a bronze fish.
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Q: How did the fish find the World Wide Web?
A: In a Net.
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Q: What happens when you put nutella on salmon?
A: You get salmonella.
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Q: Why are fish such intelligent creatures?
A: Because they swim in schools!
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Q: What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
A: A motor pike!
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Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: In a water bed.
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