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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Mouse Jokes

Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say “cheese.”
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Q: How do you revive a drowning rodent?
A: Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
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Q: What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail?
A: That's the end of me!
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Q: What do mice do when they're at home ?
A: Mousework.
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Q: What do you call the conductor of an all-mouse orchestra?
A: Micetro.
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Q: What does a mice artist call his greatest work?
A: A mouseterpiece.
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Q: What is a mouse's favorite game?
A: Hide and squeak.
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Q: What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A: A mouse-tache!
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Q: When do you need to oil a mouse?
A: When it squeaks.
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Q: When is it bad luck to have black cat follow you?
A: When you are a mouse.
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Q: Who is the largest mouse in the world?
A: E. Norm Mouse.
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