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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Computer Q & A

Q: What does a baby computer calls its father?
A: Obsolete.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte.
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Q: What does a king computer do?
A: Execute his programs!
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Q: What part of a computer does a spider use?
A: The webcam.
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Q: What was the spider doing on the computer?
A: Searching the web!
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Q: How are elephants and computers similar?
A: They both have big memories.
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Q: How did the spider destroy the (worldwide) web?
A: It gave it a bug.
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Q: What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web.
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Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet?
A: There was no "Connection".
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Q: Why was the computer tired when it got home?
A: It had a "hard drive".
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Q: How do trees us a computer?
A: They log in!
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Q: Why did the powerpoint maker cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide!
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