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Jai Ganesh

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Mole Jokes

Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
A: Moletiplication!
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Q: What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
A: Watermolens.
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Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
A: Avocados number!
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Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?
A: A mole of molasses!
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Q: What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
A: Marsh-mole-ows!
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Q: How does Avogadro write to his friends?
A: By e-mole!
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Q: Why is Avogadro so rich?
A: He's a multi-mole-ionare!
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Q: How do moles finance their homes?
A: With a molergage!
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Q: What did one mole say to the other?
A: We make great chemistry together.
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Q: What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?
A: The mole the merrier!
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Q: What is Avogadro's favorite day of the week?
A: Moleday.
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Q: What kind of test do student moles like best?
A: Mole-tiple choice.
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Q: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?
A: He makes mountains out of mole hills.
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Q: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?
A: Molybdenum.
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Q: What is Avogadro's favorite kind of music?
A: Rock 'N' Mole.
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Q: What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?
A: A chocolate Molted.
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Q: What happens when a mole bites a dog?
A: He becomes Moleicious!
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Q: What are mammoles?
A: Four-legged animoles!
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