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Jai Ganesh

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Polar Bear Jokes

Q: What's a balanced diet for a polar bear?
A: A seal in each paw!
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Q: Why shouldn't you take polar bears to the zoo?
A: Because they'd rather go to the movies.
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Q: What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed its tooth?
A: The dentist.
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Q: What are polar bears called when they get caught in the rain?
A: Drizzly bears.
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Q: What do you call a polar bear on thin ice?
A: An ice breaker.
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Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar.
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Q: What has four legs and a flipper?
A: A happy polar bear!
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Q: How does a polar bear stop a VCR?
A: It just presses the "paws" button.
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Q: How do you keep a polar bear from charging?
A: Insist that it pay cash!
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Q: What did the polar bear put on the sign when seals were very scarce?
A: "Tourists Welcome!"
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Q: What do you call a dream in which polar bears are attacking you?
A: A bitemare!
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Q: What do polar bears like to eat in the cold?
A: A "brrr"-"grrr"!
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Q: What did the polar bear say after a winter of feeding on seals?
A: "I think I'd like a salad!"
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Q: What did the Polar Bear say when it saw a seal on a skateboard?
A: "Meals on Wheels!"
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Q: What do you call a big mean polar bear?
A: Don't call it anything - just Run!
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Q: Why would polar bears be cheap to keep as pets?
A: They live on ice!
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Q: Who is a polar bears favorite pop star?
A: Seal.
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Q: What is furry and minty?
A: A polo bear!
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Q: Where do you find polar bears?
A: It depends on where you lost them.
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Q: How do you put a polar bear into a refrigerator?
A: It's easy - just open the door. Polar bears like cold places.
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Q: What do polar bears sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
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