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Jai Ganesh

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Yak Jokes

Q: What kind of animal do you need in the Himalayas?
A: A yak of all trades.
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Q: Did you hear about the yak who got into a car accident?
A: He wrecked his cadill-yak.
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Q: How did the yak almost die?
A: Cardi-yak arrest.
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Q: What do you call a yak that is full of himself?
A: Egomani-yak.
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Q: What do you call a yak fortune teller?
A: Zodi-yak.
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Q: Did you hear about the animal who knew the weather a year in advance?
A: They called him Alman-yak.
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Q: How do you know there is a Yak in the fridge?
A: You cannot shut the door.
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Q: How does a yak win the lottery?
A: By hitting the yak-pot.
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Q: What do you call an animal that's a know it all?
A: Braini-yak.
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Q: What do you call an animal that cuts down trees?
A: A lumber-yak.
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Q: Did you hear about the zoo animal that was totally out of control?
A: He was a mani-yak.
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Q: What's more amazing than a talking Yak?
A: A spelling bee!
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Q: What nursery rhyme do they sing in the Himalayas?
A: Yak and Jill.
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