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Jai Ganesh

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Snake Jokes

Q: In which river are you sure to find snakes?
A: The Hiss-issippi River!
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Q: What did the snake give to his wife?
A: A goodnight hiss!
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Q: How do you measure a snake?
A: In inches. They don't have any feet!
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Q: Did you hear about the snake love letter?
A: He sealed it with a hiss.
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Q: If you crossed a snake with a robin, what kind of bird would you get?
A: A swallow!
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Q: Why did the snake laugh so hard she started to cry?
A: She thought the joke was hisss-terical
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Q: How does a snake shoot something?
A: With a boa and arrow!
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Q: What kind of snake keep its car the cleanest?
A: A windshield viper!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A: A PIE-THON!
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Q: Why don't snakes need to weigh themselves?
A: Because they have their own scales.
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Q: How can you revive a snake that looks dead?
A: With mouse-to-mouth resuscitation!
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Q: What do snakes do after they fight?
A: Hiss and make up!
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Q: What do snakes use to cut paper?
A: Scissss-ors!
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Q: What do you call taking a selfie with a rattlesnake?
A: A missssss-take.
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Q: What do you call a snake that builds things?
A: A boa constructor!
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