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Jai Ganesh

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Dinosaur Jokes

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.
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Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?
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Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: Dino-sewer.
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Q: Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?
A: Anywhere he wants to.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus.
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Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables?
A: A Brocileasoarus.
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Q: Which dinosaur slept all day?
A: The dino-snore!
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Q: What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?
A: Tomato-saurus!
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Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
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Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw!
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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
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Q: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer.
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Q: What do your call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Eye-saur.
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Q: Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw?
A: Because they don't know how to cook!
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Q: Which dinosaur is pure evil?
A: Daemonosaurus.
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Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
A: A dino-sewer.
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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,404

Re: Dinosaur Jokes

Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
A: Any kind! A house cannot jump!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT?
A: Dino-mite.
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Q: Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!
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Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
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Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur?
A: As fur as you can get!
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Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook!
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Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs?
A: The letter "s"!
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Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail?
A: At the dead-letter office!
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Q: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow!
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Q: What dinosaur is always sad?
A: Cryalotosaurus.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks?
A: A dino-mite.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper?
A: A Snore-a-sorus.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.