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Jai Ganesh

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Shrimp Jokes

Q: What do you call a shrimp with a tie?
A: SoFISHticated.
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Q: Why don't shrimp like basketball?
A: Cause they're afraid of the net.
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Q: It Whats the best way to catch a shrimp?
A: Have some one throw it at you.
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Q: How do you make a shrimp laugh?
A: Tell a whale of a tale.
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Q: Why don't shrimp pass their exams?
A: Because they work below C-Level.
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Q: How do shrimp travel long distances?
A: They whale (hail) a cab.
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Q: How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
A: He prawned everything!
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Q: Why did the shrimp cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
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Q: Where are most shrimp found?
A: Between the head and the tail!
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Q: Where do shrimp sleep?
A: In a water bed.
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Q: Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he's a little shellfish.
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Q: What do shrimp need to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin Sea.
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Q: What is a shrimps least favorite TV show?
A: Whale of fortune!
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Q: Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A: To the prawn broker!
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Q: Which day do shrimp hate?
A: Fry-day!
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Q: What is the best way to communicate with a shrimp?
A: Drop it a line!
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