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Jai Ganesh

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Grape and Grapefruit Jokes

Q: Why aren't grapes ever lonely?
A: Because they come in bunches!
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Q: What is purple and long?
A: The grape wall of China.
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Q: What did the grape say when he got stepped on?
A: He let out a little wine.
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Q: What did one grape say to another?
A: You've got appeal in bunches!
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Q: What's the new definition of divine?
A: It's what da grapes grow on.
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Q: Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
A: Because he ran out of juice.
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Q: Why'd Mrs Grape leave her family?
A: She was tired of raisin kids!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a cat and a grapefruit?
A: A sourpuss.
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Q: Why did the grapefruit stop rolling down the hill?
A: It ran out of juice.
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Q: Why did the grapefruit go out with a prune?
A: Because she couldn't find a date.
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Q: Why do grapefruits wear suntan lotion?
A: Because they peel.
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Q: What does a grapefruit tree drink?
A: Root beer.
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Q: Why did the grapefruit fail his driving test?
A: It kept peeling out.
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Q: Why did the grapefruit go to the doctor?
A: It wasn't peeling well.
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Q: Did you hear about the spring training games that used fruits instead of baseballs?
A: They called it the "Grapefruit League".
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Q: Why did the man lose his job at the grapefruit juice factory?
A: He couldn't concentrate!
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