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Jai Ganesh

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Elephant Jokes

Q: What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?
A: An elephant with an umbrella!
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Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
A: An irrelephant.
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Q: What's big and grey and wears a mask?
A: The elephantom of the opera!
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Q: What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
A: A jet propelled elephant!
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Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Because the Elephant was having a day off!
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Q: What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
A: Elephino.
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Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
A: They both have big trunks!
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Q: Why did the elephants start a stampede?
A: Because the wanted to be herd.
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Q: Why can't an elephant use a computer?
A: He's too afraid of the mouse.
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Q: What's grey but turns red?
A: An embarrassed elephant!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a garden?
A: Squash!
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Q: Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
A: In his trunk!
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Q: What time is it when a elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.
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Q: When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
A: When it's a baby elephant!
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Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: When your nose touches the ceiling!
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Q: What do you call an elephant that flies?
A: A jumbo jet!
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Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
A: Time to get a new bed!
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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,406

Re: Elephant Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A: Peanut butter.
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Q: What can an elephant make that no other animal can make?
A: A baby elephant.
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Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
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Q: What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant?
A: A dumbo jet.
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Q: What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
A: An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
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Q: Why do the elephants have short tails?
A: Because they can't remember long stories!
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Q: What do elephants sing at Christmas?
A: Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
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Q: Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
A: Elephanta Claus!
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Q: What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette!
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Q: What is an elephant that flies?
A: A propellaphant.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
A: Swimming Trunks.
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Q: How are elephants and computers similar?
A: They both have big memories.
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Q: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!
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Q: What do elephants say as a compliment?
A: You look elephantastic!
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Q: What animals were last to leave the ark?
A: The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.