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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Fast Food Jokes

Q: How did the burger propose to a fry?
A: With an onion ring.
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Q: Why did the french fry win the race?
A: Because it was fast food!
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Q: Why is it called "Fast Food"?
A: It's called "fast" food because you're supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwise, you might actually taste it.
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Q: Why is Fast Food increasing illegal immigration?
A: "Fast" food slows you down when it hits your stomach, parks there, and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.
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Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland? 
A: In an onion ring!
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Q: Where are the best tacos served?
A: In the Gulp of Mexico!
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Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A: French flies and a diet Croak
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Q: Would octopus make a good fast food?
A: You must be squidding!
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Q: Where do burgers like to dance?
A: At a meat ball!
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Q: How did the hamburger introduce his wife?
A: Meet patty (meat patty).
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Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
A: Wasabi!
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Q: What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland?
A: Fry-day and Sundae!
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Q: When can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
A: After they have a very frank relationship!
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Q: How are UFOs related to White Castle?
A: Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
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Q: What do race horses eat?
A: Fast Food.
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Q: Where do Disney characters like to eat?
Answer: Mickey D's (Mcdonald's).
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Q: Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn't stop making jokes?
A: He was on a roll!
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