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Jai Ganesh

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Corn Jokes

Q: Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes?
A: Because they were too corny!
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Q: How did the tomato court the corn?
A: He whispered sweet nothings into her ear.
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Q: What did the corn say when he got complimented?
A: Aww, shucks!
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Q: What do you tell a vegetable after it graduates from College?
A: Corn-gratulations.
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Q: What does moldy corn flakes have in common with Charles Manson?
A: They are both Cereal Killers!
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Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: It has lots of kernels.
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Q: What do you call the State fair in Iowa?
A: A corn-ival.
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Q: What do you call a buccaneer?
A: A good price for corn.
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Q: What do you get when a Corn cob is runover by a truck?
A: "Creamed" corn.
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Q: What do you call the best student at Corn school?
A: The "A"corn.
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Q: What do Corn cobs call their father?
A: "Pop" corn.
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Q: What do you call a mythical veggie?
A: A unicorn.
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Q: What do corn use for money?
A: Corn "Bread."
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Q: What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
A: Where is my pop corn?
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Q: What has ears but cannot hear?
A: A field of corn.
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